News Mom fucks son....

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  1. Shithead

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    Mum arrested 'for having sex with her married 25-year-old son' who she described on Facebook as 'handsome'
    • 09:17, 13 Sep 2016
    • Updated 10:53, 13 Sep 2016
    • By John Shammas

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    Melissa Kitchens described her son as 'handsome' on Facebook
    A mother has been arrested after allegedly having sex with her son, who she described on Facebook as being "handsome".
    Melissa 'Missy' Kitchens, 44, from North Carolina, has been charged along with her son, Shaun Thomas Pfeiffer, 25, with incest.
    She was arrested on September 7, with officers arrested her son one day later.
    Police claim in documents that she had sex with her son in August, however it is not clear how these allegations came to light.
    Her son Pfeiffer has also been charged with being intoxicated and disruptive, indecent liberties with a child and communicating threats.
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    Melissa Kitchens is accused of having sex with her son in August
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    Arrest documents claim that the mother and son had sex together in August.
    According to reports, he lives in a home with his wife Shannon Roman and his mother in Asheville, North Carolina.
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    Shaun Pfeiffer has been arrested by police
    The mum has previously written on Facebook while commenting on a picture of her son: "Can't get over how handsome you are."
    In a post that suggests family problems, she also wrote on social media: "Just trying To Brighten The Mood---- Things are Very Stressful and I Love You and I Respect Any Decision--- As Long as your Happy and Safe.......... I miss you& wish I had more time w you...... Your Very Valuable and Hopefully The Stresses---- Will get better."
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    Shaun's Mother and wife Shannon Roman
    Pfeiffer's wife Shannon has also appeared to comment on Facebook: "When you truly care for someone, their mistakes never change your feelings because it's the mind that gets angry but the heart still cares."
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    Pfeiffer is being held on $70,500 bail, according to the Buncombe County Jail.
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    Shaun Pfeiffer and his wife Shannon Roman
    Kitchens is being held on $30,000.
    They are both set to appear in court in late September.

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/mum-arrested-for-having-sex-8822439
     
  2. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Mom looks like a tranny, wife is piglike, son has Moe haircut.
     
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    I would eat Mom's box, then tongue punch her fartbox
     
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    Tough, but fair
     
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    I'd bang mom over wife
     
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    Isn't this going on in North Carolina? Why is this news? Daily occurrence I think

     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    The wife has that "I love a good reggie" look about her.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Did anybody else click the "peeping tom" link??

    I have a feeling he's a regular here.
     
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    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    Nice rack.

    Too bad she fucks her son.
     
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    She must be a real head case. She's certainly attractive enough to get dick if she wanted it.
     
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    She's a MIDF.
     
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    Innocent!!! :grad:
     
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    Motherfucker!
     
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    I don't see that as a detriment:evil:
     
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    Hand tattoo, cottage cheese thighs and knocked up. She is a real catch.

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    Well, the mom is a lot hotter than the fat ugly wife. If they have a threesome, they could get a cable show and a headline on Page 6.
     
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    Mom -- Not guilty.

    Wife -- Should get life for being a fat, trailer park, Wal-Mart shopping pig.
     
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    The mom is hotter than his wife. Definite MILF, would smash.
     
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