News Mom Of The Year: 3 Year Old Tells Cops "I Need A Beer"

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  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    LUBBOCK, TX -- A Texas woman was arrested Saturday for abandonment of a child, after a 3-year-old girl allegedly told police that she was hungry multiple times, and at one point said, "I need a beer," reports CBS affiliate KOSA.

    Police were called to Shauna Lee Bennett's home on a report that her 3-year-old daughter had been left alone. They said the girl was dirty and covered in red bumps.

    Officers knocked on the door but no one answered. So, officers went inside.

    "As soon as I entered I was overwhelmed by the filthy state of the apartment," an officer wrote in a police report.


    "There were piles of dirty and moldy dishes on the counter, stove, and sink," the police report said. "There was trash on the floor and counter. There were cockroaches absolutely everywhere. The kitchen was in no way sanitary or functional."
    The girl repeatedly told officers, "I'm hungry," and said, "I need a beer," according to the report.

    "I had probable cause to believe that [the little girl] had not been fed, washed, or provided with any type of general medical care or treatment for an unsafe amount of time," the officer wrote.

    The child was placed with Children's Protective Services and Bennett was held Monday morning in the Lubbock County Detention Center in lieu of a $15,000 bond.
     
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    Drungle BADSTREET USA Gold

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    Cruz's state, huh? It figures
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Texas? No Way!!:haha::backlol:
     
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    Texas Tea.
     
  5. reno

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    He has a cool mom, he gets to drink beer!
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    If I had to look at that mom's mug I'd want a beer as well.

    So did the cops hook the kid up or did they Pabst-block her?
     
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    I see a stripper pole in this poor little girl's future. o_O
     
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    Judging by the way the Mom looks, She needs Methadone. and then a Beer.. Can't speak for the child..:happyhappy:
     
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    Hey, being a 3 year old can be tough. Nothing wrong with taking the edge off a bit after a rough day of learning to wipe your butt :D
     
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    I thought Texas Tea was Crude Oil?


    Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
    A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
    And then one day he was shootin at some food,
    And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.

    Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
     
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    Just kill her. Fucking waste of trash.
     
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    Sorry, you are correct.
     
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    Yeah Texas, keep abortion nearly impossible, and fight government paid birth control
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    When she had it, the poor kid was probably stuck with some skunky crap like Keystone or Busch
     
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    She looks like she's 60, but is probably only in her 20s.
     
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    Please cut off her food stamps, Howard needs another retard dumpster diving for his show.
     
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