Mom vs MMA Fighter

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    It all started when mom wanted to get a little excitement in her life. Next thing she knew, she was making an insurance claim at the hospital because the chick in the cage absolutely demolished her.
     
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    I'm surprised the old turn your head and swing at the air defense didn't work out this time. :(
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    You can tell she trained exactly 0 days for this :jj:
     
  4. DrSublux

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    why in the fuck
     
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    She felt like getting clocked i guess :dontknow:
     
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    She thought her anger would pull her through :rofl:
     
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    well she could have come to me, oh wait you said clocked.....oh god dammit
     
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    Mom looked like she was about to go pick some flowers.
     
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  9. Phil McKrakin

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    That was fast.
     
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    :backlol:
     
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    I'd plow that mma ho:sex:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    That was like when @Schmoopy tried to fight his brother at Christmas dinner. :jj:
     
  14. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Aah they're not so tough.

    I can top that story with a side of milky sauce.
    Back in 2004 Richard Simmons bitch slapped some punk ass MMA fighter for dissing him. The Wig was so lucky Richard never busted his brittled jaw over the years of hazing.

    THURSDAY MARCH 25, 2004 10:09 AM EST

    Richard Simmons Busted for Slapping



    http://www.people.com/people/mobile/article/0,,627887,00.html

    Don't be sweatin' Richard Simmons.

    That's the lesson learned by a 6'2", 250-lb. cage fighter after he made a comment about the exercise guru's popular fitness videos, the Arizona Republic reports.

    Police in Phoenix cited Simmons, 55, on suspicion of assault after he allegedly slapped an ultimate cage fighter at Sky Harbor Airport on Wednesday.

    The unnamed cage fighter reportedly saw Simmons at the airport and said something to the effect of: "Hey everybody. It's Richard Simmons. Let's drop our bags and rock to the '50s," a police spokesman tells the Associated Press. "Mr. Simmons took exception to it and walked over to the other passenger and apparently slapped him in the face."

    (As you may recall, Simmons is well known for his "Sweatin' to the Oldies" exercise videos featuring songs from the 1950s and '60s.)

    Another police spokesman told the Arizona Republic that Simmons said to the cage fighter, "You shouldn't make fun of people who have issues," before allegedly striking him.

    The cage fighter asked police to charge Simmons, who was cited and then allowed to board a flight.

    @Rum Balls
     
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  15. Phil McKrakin

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    fuck off
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Have another drink Phil.
     
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  17. Phil McKrakin

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    enabler...
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Quit thread hopping you faggot.
     
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  19. Phil McKrakin

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    hip hop meep moop mop

    @rhgoatpiss
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I will take a light tuna on Melba toast.