News Momma & daughter marry - verdict?

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  1. Haze Dean

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    Guess the race and north or south of the Mason Dixon line?
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    Superdykes!

    http://kfor.com/2016/09/07/oklahoma-mother-daughter-arrested-after-alleged-incestuous-marriage/

    DUNCAN, Okla. – A mother and daughter from Oklahoma are accused of having an incestuous marriage.

    Patricia Spann, 43, and Misty Spann, 25, were married in March 2016 in Comanche County, court records show.

    Police say Patricia is Misty’s biological mother.

    Investigators with the Department of Human Services discovered the illegal relationship in August while investigating the children who were inside the Spanns’ home.

    Misty and her two brothers were raised by a grandparent when Patricia lost custody of them, an arrest affidavit states.

    The DHS investigator told authorities that Patricia and Misty reunited two years ago.

    Patricia told officials she didn’t think she was breaking any laws by marrying Misty because her name is no longer listed on her daughter’s birth certificate.

    A warrant was issued for their arrests on Friday.

    Since then, Patricia and Misty have both been arrested and booked into the Stephens County Jail for incest, a detective told KFOR.

    Court records show this isn’t the first time Patricia has married one of her own children.

    She also married one of her sons in 2008.

    However, court records show that marriage was annulled in March 2010.
     
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    Daughter looks like a somewhat smirky teenage dude/tomboy? I don't see much tit on either of 'em.
     
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    The good news is the marriage to the son was annulled, I'm going to presume she diddled all of her children.
     
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    I hate to be "that guy' but thread needs a tag, pronto. WTF probably works best here.
     
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    Well she loves her children!
     
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    I guess they wouldn't have been arrested if they had just had sex and not gotten married but I assume their moral code prevented sex outside of marriage.
     
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    Rottisserie chicken coming back for an encore.
     
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    Evidently they're from Krypton. It may have been legal there.

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    It's kinda romantic that they're wearing matching outfits.
     
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    Yea; I fucked up. Need better thread titles w/o blowing the punchline. My bad.
     
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    That old dude (I mean woman) looks like an emaciated Dwight Yoakam but w/hair.
     
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    lol
     
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    We're talking about consenting adults here, amirite?

    These two get arrested for loving one another and Bruce Jenner gets awards for contemplating mutilating his own penis?