Monday 1/20/14

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by octex, Jan 20, 2014.

  1. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    Artie welcomes in super agent Leigh Steinberg, Bonnie Bernstein, Alaa Abdelnaby and comedian Gary Gulman!

    What are 3 Jews and a Muslim, Alex?
     
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    WellFedMcMahon New Member

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    Hopefully they will ditch the tired Bocchetti weatherman routine, and just go back to letting Artie do his thing during the opening segment.
     
  3. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    yeah, the opening segments were usually the best of the whole show. now it's turned into retard ritchie giggling obnoxiously over a very tired bit.

    seems like not terrible guests, except for bonnie. i can't stand her for some reason and i hate how everyone always kisses her ass
     
  4. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to literally kiss her ass.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Me too, she has that little double chin going but I would try to fill her little pelican pouch up as best as I could
    Seriously though I like Bonnie, hell I like any good looking female that can talk sports, Leigh Steinberg may or may not be sober and for our entertainment I hope he fell off of the wagon, of course steinberg isn't anywhere near the dickhead that Drew Rosenhaus is
     
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    Artie fucking with mike is the best part of the show!
     
  8. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    Hi Bocchetti. Welcome to Dawgs!!!!
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Mike could only dream of spelling all those words correctly.
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    Haha but dawgs has auto correct. He did forget to capitalize his own name though.
     
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    Artie doing his satanic voice bit; thought - what if that story he always talks about regarding a kid he went to hs w/ who put down as his yearbook entry the 666 mark of the beast, worship satan....thx mom and dad lol what if that were really Artie this whole time...would certainly coincide with Hanzie's theory that Artie was pre chosen if you will, to be a success and all of that. Alright that was retarded and I'm passing out
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Wow Ritchie is awful. He's talking about everything Sherman has had to overcome in his life as if it's his original thought. Meanwhile, every sports analyst has gone on the same predictable diatribe today that our retarded co-host just did. We know, getting drafted in the 5th round is very tragic. He's a real hero
     
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    Why the fuck did they have this senile agent on for 4 segments (full hour) when they had Bonnie Bernstein and Gary Gulman waiting in the wings?

    After the intro, the show is unlistenable until Bonnie gets on.

    And we like Bonnie because she:
    1. Can talk/is knowledgeable about sports (and not just 1 sport)
    2. Is very good looking for her age (40+)
    3. Has a good relationship/rapport with Artie
    4. Is probably the most accomplished female sports journalist/personality in the world

    Jesus, can you imagine how hot she was 20 years ago? I'm at half-mast just thinking about that. Time to hunt down pics...
     
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    Here ya go.[​IMG]
     
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    Put the lotion in the basket.
     
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    Yeah Bonnie is smoking, actually a few Bonnie's in show business are which is weird because I think old senile chick when I think of a Bonnie but: Bonnie Bernstein, Rich Vos' wife Bonnie MacFarlane, and well thats all I got
     
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    Anyone notice how Artie will say a joke and Ritchie will remain stone faced until Artie has to mention that it "was a joke" at whch point Ritchie will burst out in laughter? That guy has def taken a few too many blows to the head.
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    Yet he laughs uncontrollably at Bocchetti. Tells you all you need to know. He really stepped on Artie several times last night.

    Steinburg was senile. Dude told the exact same story about Cleveland twice.
     
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    Artie in white-guilt overdrive last night. Everyone who doesn't love Richard Sherman's tirade is a horrible person.
     
  20. Artiessobriety

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    Totally agree