Monday 2/10/14

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by octex, Feb 10, 2014.

  1. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    Artie welcomes Myles Kennedy and Mark Tremonti from Alter Bridge, comedian Esther Ku and former NFL player Esera Tuaolo.

    What a surprise, the former gay NFL player is on tonight!!!
     
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    [video=youtube;yalG4-tnuOE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yalG4-tnuOE[/video]
    [video=youtube;19UFjkVzCX8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19UFjkVzCX8[/video]
     
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    So she's the Asian Sarah Silverman, except not funny? The 2nd clip really went nowhere; I can only hope it's because of YouTube censorship. Thanks for the research, John.
     
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    Esther Ku was awful in Last Comic Standing and is still awful after trying to become Sarah Silverman. Literally every other comic talked shit about and had zero respect for her. She had (and still has) a donkey-like braying laugh and was (and still is) painfully unfunny.

    I understand why Art called in sick. I wouldn't want to deal with trying to kiss her ass. Sort of like when Art got sick when Mencia was on.
     
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    Friggin Artie is "Sick" again? and it sounds like Esther Ku likes to get fisted?
     
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    Lol, for some reason this clicked in my mind after a minute.

    "gay former NFL player" The other way makes it sound like he used to be gay.

    Ritchie used to be called a band fag. Maybe the angry boners had a different motivation. Interesting development.
     
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    I'm hoping Artie just didn't want to deal with another Girl Code "comedian" and maybe didn't want to jump through the hoops of fawning over that Sams guy
     
  9. octex

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    Ha I guess I didn't properly analyze the statement before posting.
     
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    Myles Kennedy is awesome.

    [video=youtube;8w339knqY44]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w339knqY44[/video]
     
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    I can't figure out what's wrong with Maggie Gray's face.

    There's something that is holding her back from being really attractive. Is it how far apart the eyes are, her large nasal bridge or her horse-toothed smile? Some type of combination?
     
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    Holy shit I turned it on for that asian girl singing some horribly unfunny song (you shouldn't be allowed to call yourself a comedian if you've never made anyone laugh)

    then i FF to the start of the next hour and see that fat, greasy fuck dancing and singing while ritchie attempts to play a guitar

    what a clusterfuck of rejects
     
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    Bears, repeating!
     
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    I deleted stopped watching and deleted after the "cold open". I couldn't take it.
     
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    Did you notice that, impossibly, Ritchie... spoke... even... more... slowly... than... usual... ?
     
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    I fell asleep when the 2 band members came on, woke up when they were talking to the gay ex NFL guy and deleted the show and mumbled "Fuck you Artie"