Monday 3/10/14

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by octex, Mar 10, 2014.

  1. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    Tonight! Join us as Artie welcomes actor Amir Arison, SI’s Maggie Gray and from MLB Network Radio, Mike Ferrin!

    Christ why don't they just make Maggie the co-host.
     
  2. Peau de Soie

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    My Prestissimo fast forwarding plugin's getting a workout lately. Essential for getting through an hour of motorcycle gang boy (Ritchie almost sounds normal at 1.8 to 2x speed) and now my kryptonite, a sports heavy show.

    Is "Maggie" at least hot?
     
  3. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    She almost could be, but she's a little too lithuanian-looking

    That first guest is going to be brutal. Mike Ferrin is a bore too. Why have on baseball people when spring training isn't even half over?

    Apparently Falato, Shane, and an unnamed booker are responsible for the show's guests.
     
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    I like her, she seems to have kind of low self-esteem, which makes her seem attainable. :vag:
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    She strikes me as the type who would scream at you and never talk to you again if you tried to innocently put it in her ass one night after dating for six months.
     
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    Anybody but Ritchie is my mantra :grad:
     
  8. octex

    octex Well-Known Member

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    And I'm sure we will get the weekly call from Casey Stern to talk about the thrilling event that is spring training baseball.
     
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    I had an epiphany a while ago about what prevents her from being really hot. There are 3 problems I could verbalize:
    You say that like it's a bad thing.
     
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    Rofl, Dan Dierdorf Abby.

    If you podcast/radio guys could see the wig Artie put on for this character... And the horrible mustache that is hanging off his face. This is turning out to be the best intro of the year.
     
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    The mustache is barely hanging on that little ridge above his lip. Both sides are flapping around. I hope it falls off on air.
     
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    Awesome intro. Its amazing when Artie can be funny and that fat fucking slob bocchetti shuts the fuck up.
     
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    Yes but usually girls that come off like that or look like that are the type to grab their ass cheeks, expose the cavern and yell DO IT, 3 minutes into mining coal chunks and you reach up, grab her hair at the bottom, pull back and they moan and then yell I,M CUMMING
    Not all but the quiet meek girls tend to go bat shit in bed and if you find one with the crazy eyes hold on because it's going to be a hell of a ride. Just don't marry her or get her pregnant if she has crazy eyes, well unless you want to give her half of your "Stuff"
     
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    lol..........just watching the intro now...........nice nose too...."a newwwww bit we're doing"
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    Holy hell I haven't laughed that hard at the show since the twins did their failed stand up.
    Amazing how funny Artie is when he puts some effort into something. Would have been even better if he had someone on the show that had some comedic ability to play off. I can't decide if Ritchie or the twins are worse at radio. Art did manage to get in some great jabs on Ritchie and Bocchetti.
    Its really odd how much better looking Marie is than Liz.
     
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    "would you have rough sex with an 87 yr old dan dierdorf, are you into rough sex, .......bestiality?...that cat wasn't even alive" lol
     
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    #DierdorfAbby
     
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    i have crabs from the late 50's !!!!!!!!!
     
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    Art is having a great Hour 2 opening segment with Maggie. He's trying to get her to leave her boyfriend for him, so he's showing her his paycheck for doing stand-up at Caroline's and asking her if her boyfriend makes anywhere near that much in a weekend. All in front of Maggie's mother, who is in studio.

    I think this is what happens when Art has a good set at a good stand-up club. He feels revitalized, refreshed and willing to put some effort into a show.
     
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