Monday 3/17/2014 - Craig Gass, And Some Other People Using Up All His Time

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    Monday’s Guests

    Tonight! Artie welcomes in comedian Nikki Glaser, funny man Craig Gass, and CBS Sports Network’s Alaa Abdelnaby! Catch it all on Audience Ch.239 at 11pm ET/8pm PT!


    Let's see just how much he gets shafted so they can spend 2 hours with the latest unfunny female comic to catch Artie's eye...

    I forgot to add Craig to the very short list of good ALS comic guests we were compiling.
     
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    Gass should work on a Bocchetti impression just to piss that fat fuck off.
     
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    im takeing 2 sleeping pills now so i miss the show.
     
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    nikki glaser:facepalm:

    ive heard of her. she and natasha leggero and jamie lee and a couple others make up a cabal of unfunny, interchangeable female comics.

    i think she's hot at least

    not the worst lineup i've ever seen
     
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    That would be great, I doubt if Mike would get all worked up if Mike's "Antagonist" is in the studio
     
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    I couldn't agree more. Mosher Cash or whatever the fuck his name is. Absolutely terrible.
     
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    The show needs to get Nikki and her partner in crime Sara Schaefer in the studio naked and giving each other clit baths


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    What's a clit bath? Chubsy on the left looks like the fat Kardashian.

    I'm pretty sure they were both in the studio before.
    I find natasha leggero completely unappealing in looks, personality and comedy. However, she did have one of the best roast jokes I've heard in the past few years (post Giraldo). It was at the Comedy Central James Franco roast. Commenting on Bill Hader's versatility and mastery of doing impressions: "Bill Hader, you are this generation's Phil Hartman...hopefully."

    Jamie Lee is the prettiest and Glaser is probably the funniest.
     
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    Sideshow's man on the street bit is better than anything Brocksucker has ever done.
     
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    Sideshow's street segment was funnier than anything Brock's done for the show.

    Art dropped "Reggie" twice during a live look-in during Nikki Glaser's segment. He was referring to something one of his uncles said while doing the sign of the cross and listening to a Knicks game?
     
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    LOL same fucking time!
     
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    Great minds think alike my brother!!
     
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    I have no idea whose idea it is to have these interchangable female comics in, but they're brutal. They might be decent eye candy, but that's what porn sites are for.

    Then again, I find Maria Bamford boring as shit, so perhaps I'm just sexist.
     
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    Man, Joseph in Texas sounds like a fucking serial killer.
     
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    So Bochetti wrote a letter to management to stop the bullying on the show. Fucking moron can't comprehend he has no other use but to be made fun of. All this after Artie gave this guy a job that he doesn't deserve.
     
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    I can't stand her whiny, bitch voice and the jokes that make it clear she is batshit insane. Its the same reason I hate emo phillips.
     
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    dan patrick is such a fuckin creep in those direct tv ads
     
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    That sideshow street bit was pretty funny. I liked when he got the guys name wrong and just yelled FUCK as loud as possible. Better than the Brock bits that I always FF through.
     
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    how are the twins allowed to come in dressed like they're homeless and they're wearing every piece of clothing they own?
     
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    i'm late on teh show, but did bocchetti really just say a girl hit on him after a show?