Monday 3/24/14 - The Backbiter's Son

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    [h=2]Monday’s Guests[/h] Tonight! Artie welcomes in “Nurse Jackie†actor Dominic Fumusa, Alaa Abdelnaby from CBS Sports Network, and sportscaster Kenny Albert!! Check it out only on DIRECTV’s Audience Ch.239 at 11pm ET/8pm PT!!!

    There's nobody on tonight. Worst guest list in... at least a day or two.



    But you never know, Artie may decide to whip out some effort and make us laugh. It's been known to happen.
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    But we get to find out what the retarded blob did with Artie's NCAA bracket. I'm sure it will be riveting radio/TV.
     
  3. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    What do you guys think?

    Did he lose it?

    Or will they do a bit where he brought it in and there's jelly or gravy on it
     
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    I still think he will say his mother threw it away.
     
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    I think it will be a non-event, and he'll show up with it. What's it doing in his custody anyway?
     
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    He's lost his mind, don't know about the bracket though. Maybe he'll bring in a poor copy he wrote up himself thinking it will trick everyone.
     
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    No shit. The studio doesn't have a filing cabinet? If Artie thinks that this is what we meant by putting effort into bits than he's almost as retarded as Jon.
     
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    :yay: more gay talk!
     
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    Fucking christ. It's already a Mike-heavy show. I don't even think that qualifies as a pun because Mike is so fucking awful at being funny. His unfunniness has a meta-efect; he is so unfunny, he makes jokes that people make about him unfunny.

    Most of the time the intro will be a 20 minute respite from the black hole of comedy that is known as Bocchetti. 3 awful guests and a lot of Mike talk is a great idea, executives. We don't get that enough.
     
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    Did Bocchetti just say the N word? At eleven minutes in he said. "Why couldn't there be a bottle I could throw at the back of that A group of lovely people spokes that moron". Hope he was trying to say something else.
     
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    Draft Kings is back.

    What's next? The bad bands?
     
  12. kev

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    Show has zero spontaneity. Someone made a joke thread in the Stern forum, predicting that day's show rundown before it aired. Same fucking deal on TALS.
     
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    I hope he said Reggie so he gets fired. Artie would be lost without him.
     
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    What does that even mean. So you want Artie to have bad show?
     
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    The show's already bad. No Mike would make Artie have to put in some effort.
     
  16. octex

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    Tomorrow I'm finding out where the DirecTV offices are and I'm driving up there to leave a flaming bag of shit on Ken Kohl's door.
     
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    He's out in California hanging out with his butt buddy Brock, Chris Crane is there too taking pictures.
     
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    So did anyone find out if the show's live start time is now 10cst or is it tape delayed an hour on Mondays/Fridays?
     
  19. kev

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    Artie talking about the "We Miss Artie" race horse- said that "people on Twitter were asking him about it". Just did a quick Twitter search and couldn't find any tweets about it. Seems to me he actually read about it on Dawgs but didn't want to give the site credit.
     
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    just starting the show. seems like i have a lot to look forward to.