Monday 4/21/14-The back from diabetic shock Artie Lange Show

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  1. Junior

    Junior Active Member

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    Monday’s Guests
    We’re back! Comedian Jim Norton, Tony award winning actor Billy Porter, Captain Keith Colburn from The Deadliest Catch, & sportscaster Tim Doyle from 120 Sports all drop by the AshleyMadison.com Studios!! The fun begins at 11pm ET/8pm PT only on DIRECTV’s Audience Ch.239!!!
     
  2. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Norton might be good..is he hosting or a guest? It doesnt say arties back so i assume he wont be
     
  3. JRoyle411

    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Usually they will make some mention of a guest host....unless it's a last minute thing. I am assuming they would know by now if Artie is going to be there tonight.
     
  4. yaddc

    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    The well is that dry, thats all they can come up with. Im starting to think there doing this on purpose Directv that is .
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    Put an Artie mask on Norton when he comes out who the fuck will no the difference no 1watching.
     
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    Norton hosted before during an Artie absence, all signs post to him hosting again.

    Billy fucking Porter...why? The reason I don't want him on isn't because he's gay, I don't want him on because he's boring. He's one of the pretentious Broadway-gays that New York loves to harbor.
     
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    Its all good. Blowcchetti will be so far up Norton's ass to get his next gig after this show inevitably fails that you won't even notice the broadway queen.
     
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    You act like more Boshitty is a good thing.
     
  9. Dicky

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    True enough. Maybe this show will be ritchie just tearing into blowcchetti. Fuck that fat cocksucker. At least he was smart enough not to become a fucking heroin addict.
     
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    FUCK Billy Porter, FUCK Tim Doyle and I watch the shoe Deadliest Catch I hate Keith Colburn so FUCK Keith Colburn and FUCK YOU ARTIE
     
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    I would notice because Norton says some interesting shit whereas Artie just sits in his blubber and nods off or sucks some worthless guest's dick
     
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    I am still waiting for Bocchetti to do his Bud Dwyer imitation on the show, of course we will never see it because lame ass DTV has a fucking delay
     
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    Remember Nick and Artie's plans for the new studio? Maxim chicks etc. Didn't the "man cave" people do the studio? MAN cave. From those plans to Nick gone, artie dead (or in a coma or something, haven't been paying close attention), and some gay Broadway guy on. The old Artie is rolling over in his grave right now. Nick would poo-poo blood if he was still on the show and saw this line up.
     
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    Norton hosting through Wednesday
     
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    Cowhead and Bobby Kelly wed thurs. So looks like no Artie this week
     
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    U MUST ATTENED A.A./N.A in order 2 help beat this monster off ya back Artie.
     
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    Cowhead/kelly theres 2 Butes. All the talent out there and these r the 2 come on.
     
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    Artie needs that suboxone or something (def not methadone) and immense therapy and meetings because it appears to me he can't do this on his own imo
     
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    WOW Had 2 tap out after 5 minutes.
     
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    since norton used to have/still has an advice show, someone should call in and say they have a friend who has a dream job and a fairly hot younger girlfriend but he can't stop being a junkie. He also constantly blames his odd behavior on diabetes. What should be done?