Monday 4/7/14 - Fucking Mannix & Stern Again (& D'Onofrio's Criminal Intent Partner)

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    [h=2]Monday’s Guests[/h] Happy Monday! Artie welcomes in actress Kathryn Erbe, SI NBA columnist Chris Mannix and Casey Stern from MLB Network Radio!! Check it out on DIRECTV’s Audience Ch.239 at 11pm ET/8pm PT!!!

    Mannix.

    And Stern.

    AGAIN.

    THE BOOKERS FOR THIS SHOW HATE ENTERTAINMENT!



    I did just learn that Law & Order Criminal Intent was on for 8 years, and that D'Onofrio actually came back for the last season. I had no idea. I thought it was a 1 season wonder.... but oh yeah, those weird reruns with Eric Bogosian in a freaky grey wig, I get it now. People will watch just anything on TV.

    The Artie Lange Show doesn't need guests, and certainly not these. It needs more Artie Lange and less of everyone else.

    I think I'd rather follow Bocchetti's Mom's twatter feed.
     
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    What have they done to me that i now look at casey stern and chris mannix and say "not bad!"
     
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    I know; look at me; I got all excited that someone is parodying the Blob's mom. And last week we screwed up simple dates.

    This pathetic show is destroying itself and us with it! :(

    Well, catch you later after I finish Friday's episode. ;)
     
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    NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Um, could you be more specific? :)
     
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    Another home run show. I should b out by 10:13pm
     
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    Mannix/Stern 4 real.
     
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    Kill him!!!!!!!
     
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    I dunno.... From the other twatz he seems like a wannabe screenwriter who stalks minor celebrities. The ongoing Ginger Zee fetish is particularly creepy. But if you can go back and confirm past TALS bookings...
     
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    Yeah i saw all of that stuff. It would seem to indicate he isn't the booker, but this is the Artie Lange Show. A disgruntled, semi-homosexual screenwriter is ExACTLY the type of person they'd have doing booking their show
     
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    in due time
     
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    Looking forward to Artie asking Mannix: "Can anyone beat the Heat this year?" for the 100th time. Such a stupid goddamn question if you follow the NBA at all.
     
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    hahaha yeah every interview he asks that same awful question.
    artie's biggest strength: riffing on random shit
    Artie's biggest weakness: interviewing guests

    Show's solution: focus exclusively on making artie interview guests, especially about topics (sports) he doesn't follow at all
     
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    "Eliminate spontaneity" is the bad producer's motto. This show employs no other kind. Can't accidentally leave room for some funny to sneak out.

    Half hour to air and I'm surprised that not only hasn't Artie bailed on this crapisode yet, but they haven't even added any scrub guests on the twatts. If he had a good weekend we might actually get some effort at entertainment?
     
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    So I tried the live stream for the first time ever. It was silent and then started 6 minutes late, and just awful quality over home WiFi. Sounded like 6-8 kbps, maybe, underwater.

    Anyway, popped in and out to hear that Artie wanted his own mom to sleep with 80 year old Mickey Rooney. The Blob's response: oh me too Artie is absolutely right.

    I'm waiting for the podcast. Maybe VLC or Antennapod has some kind of moron clipping attenuator filter control.
     
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    JR: "OH AND ANOTHER REBOUND!"

    He then uses the word "handles" regarding someone with good ball-handling skills and cements himself as very white.
     
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    Jon Ritchie needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP
     
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    Jesus Christ, Ritchie. Calm the fuck down. The look on his face when watching the game was frightening.
     
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    Has Ritchie ever seen a basketball game? Btw very very sloppy game.