Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Artiessobriety, Jul 22, 2013.
guests: Billy Porter, Richard Roeper, Casey Stern and music from Bobby Long
Man this guy is really gay.
And I believe Billy Porter is gay too.
Nice shirt Ritchie.
Way too much Falato/Bocchetti noise to start the show
Wish there was a table of contents or tags for for people to skip to parts they like. I kinda like how Felato calls out Bocchetti even though he could be less obnoxious about it.
It took me about 10 minutes to get 150 minutes into the show. Who is booking this shit? I'm not trying to watch the E network.
Wtf is Artie talking about a slap on the wrist? $4 million and 64 games is a serious penalty. Yanks have absolutely no one at third all season so I'm not sure why he wants A-Rod to retire so badly either.
Tomorrow's show better be decent b/c this was horrendous.
How many lockers do you think Casey Stern has gotten shoved into his life?
How many dicks did the designer of Ritchie's shirt have to suck to think of that design?
The seething range towards A-rod suggests something like the "jon, hamm, penis" flap with his girlfriend. She probably made a remark at some point about she thinks A-rod is hot or something.
Really wanted to punch mike in his fat ugly leaking eye last night, he's not funny and his struggling through the announcements is not funny at all anymore so what purpose does he serve? He can't even shower and comb his fucking hair or at least wipe his disgusting leaking eyes off before going on tv? When artie pointed that out and I looked closer and saw that shit pouring out of his eyes and his gross rat nest hair and his disgusting crooked mouth I wanted to vomit.
Here's what I took away from last night's show: Ritchie wants to dress like a tranny & fuck Hugh Jackman. Did I miss anything?
When I saw all the saliva in his mouth I almost puked. What a disgusting fuck.
Haha I thought it was just me that had the overwhelming desire to beat in Bocchetti's face with a baseball bat last night.
Trying to peddle his worthless shit on the show, looking dirtier than ever, not shutting the fuck up - he really has come back from his little trip arrogant.
Mike is a sloth who doesn't want to even do the bare minimum of work... Bitching at Dan for having to read a few sentences? He's a piece of shit. I really don't like the way he treats Dan at all.
Have not watched the show from last night yet and sounds like I should not waste my time. I could not even get through one full show from last week. I'm loosing interest fast.
I hope nobody's dumb enough to buy this shit merchandise bocchetti was talking about. I find it hilarious that somebody expects people to pay 20-30 bucks for a tshirt with the blandest design on it.
This really makes me angry. What's with the retarded prices too? $25.19, $17.59, $20.17 - is that supposed to be funny or is it just more stupidity?
Glad Directv takes the ridiculous amount of money we pay to produce those dumbass fucking vignettes with Mike and Brock.
What makes me sick about mike is the same thing that artie says pisses him off, how he says he sees some super good looking successful guy when he looks in the mirror in the morning. If he had some god damn humility and admitted to his faults and whatnot I could see myself cutting him a break but nah he's a true fucking scum bag or as he says "jerkoff". Oh and if he dances around on the chair one more time Im gonna lose it, maybe he has a dildo suction cupped to the seat and he's repeatedly sitting up and down on it? I don't know. Someone with twitter should tweet that to him and ask if thats why hes adjusting the chair and see what gem of an insult he comes up with.
They better be careful. I'm still trying to recover from "go suck your mother's cock fucknuts."
ahahha and I think he called someone a "cockwipe" as well.