Monday, May 13 Thread

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  1. TelegramSam

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    I would've started one earlier, but no one was on and I'm caught up in the Levy thread. Also, I don't care for The Beatles so I tuned out that 1st hour.
     
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    any suits call artie about the sexin liz joke?
     
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    Good show open. A broad cop gave Artie a ticket for talking on his cellphone :artiejj:
     
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    No mention of it so far.
     
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    John salley hates Jordan and really sounds lkke a jealous bitch. Salleys desperate attempt to pretend to be relevant is depressing too
     
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    "Female cop. Isn't that, uh... Is that LEGAL, a female cop?"

    Apparently from the voice the cop, Officer Amanda, was a Canavan.
     
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    Can't stand him. Arrogant know-it-all jerkoff. I feel sorry for the 10 people who tune into his podcast.
     
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    I usually don't mind Salley, but he was awful on this show and it went for about 20 minutes.

    I liked the Beatles thing. Don't mind the band one way or the other, but Artie did research for this one. Music documentaries are one of my favourite things.

    I've got history with people talking on their phones while they try to drive so I'm always happy when someone gets a ticket for it :)
    Artie probably got off a hundred tickets for various stuff before anyway, and he got some good comedy from this one.

    The chick comedian does relationship comedy. Great, another one...
     
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    So did Artie break it off with the gf when everything went to shit? I can't imagine him taking her back if she took off on him when he needed his loved ones the most.
     
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    She later took him back immediately after he finished banging the crap out of a "Russian stripper who looks like Pete Rose" so I take it they're pretty open minded / noncommittal about things.

    But I got the impression that he blew HER off when he went into the rehabs?
     
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    Who knows, but I still think he would have been better off with the Russian stripper. As long as she got the cash and the baby, she would have been there to the bitter end for the whole gold rush. These American gold diggers lack that patience.
     
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    That's a... novel way of looking at it. :)

    Just finished the 2nd hour. If you're not a Beatles fan it must have been bad. I'm a very casual fan and I loved it. Great hearing an obsessive speak intelligently, and Artie is getting better at interviews.

    Salley was... bearable. Bracing myself for the comics.
     
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    JESUSCHRIST BE FUNNY! DO SCHTICK! Why am I hearing a straight story of a 22 year old "comic" moving out of her parents' house?? Say something funny! Entertain people! This has to be Artie's fault I guess.

    Carson weeps.

    Ahhhh! Why is Artie entertaining THEM, making tje girl giggle. Give something to the audience!
     
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    Maybe no one is funny on the radio? I begin to think perhaps I judge Rick (and post-Artie Stern) too harshly.

    Destefano's at least sort of trying, but this LAZY FEMALE makes me want to slowly strangle someone. SAY SOMETHING FUNNY! Stop giggling at Artie and make a god damn effort like he is!!
     
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    Mike was a "raging alcoholic and drug addict" after his 2 scary years living away from home. He says that all the time. This time they asked him -- his "raging drug addiction" was... to pot. /palmface
     
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    ProTip: You know you suck as a comic when Artie throws the remainder of your segment to Bocchetti.

    Bocchetti makes his critically ill mother dye his hair!! And again braggiing he carries his dirty clothes to her. He is the lowest of the low.
     
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    I fast forwarded through the first segment with that female comic, I guess I made the right choice. Stopped for the Bocchetti vortex though. Once again, Mike proves how pathetic he his. Mother dyes his hair :facepalm:

    And the addicted to "drugs" thing when he was living on his own: didn't he say it was back in 1983 or something? Thirty years later he's still affected by that and won't move out? What a bullshit excuse.
     
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    Does this show get any better after the first 20 minutes? Loved the opening but have been pressing the 15 second skip ever since. Boring Beatles guy Artie has been spending way to long talking to and then Jon Sally in between who is like one of the most boring black guys.
     
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    If you don't want to hear about the Beatles you've got to skip to Hour 3 and then it's two really bad comics for far too long, some Artie lines, and pretty much Inside Mike Bocchetti again.
     
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    Yeah this seems like a book end show. Listened to the first and last 30 skipped 2 hours of the show