Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Murphy, Jan 14, 2013.
Is anyone seriously calling him?
Fuck you Benjy! Hi Fred...
I miss Alice.
I'm expecting a lot of Oprah bashing this week. You can tell Howard is insanely jealous that she gets all the big interviews he can't. She's talking to Lance Armstrong this week, Wiggy will probably have Tan Mom in again.
He won't bash A Listers at the Golden Globes. Because Beth will bash him if he ruins her chances for future star fucking as a result of doing so . . .
I can't wait to hear Howards take on the big football games
"Robin.....he/she is gay broke and FAT!"
"...I love fat people. My entire staff is fat...gay...and broke!!"
"Robin I love the Gays. Hell all my daughters are Gay!"
"Robin that Jennifer Aniston looked great on the Golden Globes. I totally forgot I goofed on her for years and years. And no I never goofed on her for being a Diet product spokeswoman when she came on my show a 100 years ago before she got famous!"
"Robin I never goofed on Stacy Keibler for being associated with wrestling and for being another dopey cum dump. Nope never. She's super talented. Even before she was seeing George Clooney!"
"Robin...it turns out the fat slob from 'Girls' loves me. Her mom is a photographer Jew from Long Island too."
Will the hacky joke monologue be updated.....or will Stern read 2 week old jokes?
I noticed Stern sitting on what were topical jokes and reading them way past their due date.
so much laughter....then the show begins.
"Robin I still hate Mel Gibson though. Everyone else at the Gold Globes is super talented and looks fabulous. I even forgive Woody Allen now. Even though I told Mia Farrow he was a piece of scum to her face!"
'Robin the debt ceiling isn't high enough......they found Tim Sabian shit on it.'
"A photographer Jew from Long Island too
A photographer Jew from Long Island too"
We are so much better than the show. We deserve "Writer Marbles" instead of Benjy & Shuli. Maybe because were not Heebs prevents us from receiving them . . .