Monday Worst Show of the Week(So Far) THSS OFFICIAL MOCKERY THREAD

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  1. The Jackie chair

    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Morning. :coffee:
    What wild and crazy stories await us from God's waitong romm(Florida)m
     
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    Ben Dover Well-Known Member

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    Lots of Mets talk from Baba Booey
     
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  3. GLguygardner

    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    Morning:coffee:
     
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    Good morning All. Another jam packed show!. How fast will he say that he doesn't want to be there.
     
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    I can't wait to hear Howard and Robin compete to show Elvis Costello who his biggest fan is, despite the fact that they've only trashed him on-air in the past.
     
  6. Mike in Houston

    Mike in Houston I got more balls than the daily lottery.

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    Top of the morning to you all! :hat:
     
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    Hey now and a big hairy armpit morning to you all.

     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Blobin commenting on how deep his voice is. Amazing what compression and shifting can do for a man that normally sounds like Woody Alan
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    2nd lie of morning, "always been a big Elvis Costello fan."
     
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    So Elvis Costello, in a shesnse what was Col Tom Parker like?

    Didn't if freak you out when Michael Jackson married your daughter?
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Wow suck ass Jimmy Kimmel in tomorrow.
     
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    A brief look at Howard's comments about Elvis Costello -- "one of his favorite artists" -- in the past:

    Howard's Woodstock Experience. 7/26/99. 6:05am
    Howard didn't go to Woodstock '99 but he did get it on Pay-Per-View. He said that every time he tuned it he'd see Dave Matthews or Elvis Costello and he wasn't impressed. He doesn't get the whole Dave Matthews thing and Elvis Costello isn't cool anymore.

    Even More Various Stuff. 3/13/03. 9:50am
    Howard had clips of Elvis Costello hosting last night's ''Late Show'' for David Letterman. Howard said that Costello used to be the kind of rock star who wouldn't talk to the press or anything and now he's sold out. Robin mentioned that he did an album with Burt Bacharach in the past couple of years. Howard said it just shows that all of these guys are fakes. Howard said he may have to start watching Jay Leno from now on since he's heard about how big his penis is and that he handcuffs women. Howard listened to Costello singing a song parody to Dave that was horrible. Howard said he doesn't even sound good singing it.

    Howard's Mail And Rejecting Guests. 05/27/05. 6:55am
    Gary said that they have the chance to have Glen Frey from The Eagles on the show. Robin thought that it would be a good idea so Howard said maybe they should try it. Elvis Costello was another name on the list but Howard doesn't think that he would be a good interview. Fred said they did interview him one time at WNBC but he may be a better interview now. Gary thinks that they'll get a ton of e-mails from people who will tell them that they're nuts not to have him on. Howard said that a lot of these guys can bring the show to a grinding halt. Gary asked Robin to name 3 of his songs but she couldn't do it. She knew just one.

    Thanks to @tv910 for finding these write-ups.
     
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    "I'm married to a woman who modeled."

    :cwl:
     
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    The Jackie chair Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "When I look in the mirror I see a reasonably good looking man and I have a wife that modeled. When we walk into a room we are kinda happening her being tall and blonde and me with my black Rock Star hair."
    Delusional Wig.
     
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    Gooooooood Moooorninnggggg Everybuddah!

    We have a lot to talk about this morning at Dubba U................N....................B.............C!

    Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk

    So yesterday, I was taking to my parents...

    Robin: "Uh Huh!!"





    Every fucking show pretty much starts out the same shitty way.

    Old Pelican is going senile.
     
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    I'd take that over Elvis Costello
     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Howard doesn't want to "fuck up his legacy" by doing sub-par talk show appearances? You've fucked up your legacy by doing AGT and an embarrassing radio show for the past six years.
     
  18. Zach

    Zach Say10 Says Smile

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    HOLY FUCKING SHIT
     
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    Shart Garfunkel I brought the magic suitcase Gold

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    He actually said that!?
     
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    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Howard acknowledging that he looks good from this side:
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    But not from this side:
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