Monday's Howard Stern Show - Just Kidding

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Aug 3, 2015.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Workaholic Howard is enjoying a well deserved vacation this week, resting up for the grueling two show a week schedule that starts next week with the beginning of AGT's live shows. Moldy, censored, played to death Mammary Lane bits will fill the Stern channels this week. "I'm going to fill the three channels wih programming from real radio guys, Robin". Meanwhile, Howard will be found luxuriating in his room, jerking off, first to gay porn, then to his check from Periscope while wondering why the A/C smells like cat piss and his wife smells like malt liquor. He will have a moment of doubt and pain tomorrow night when the judge with the highest ratings in AGT history rejoins the show for an evening. This will fade quickly as he deludes himself into thinking his two hour borefest with Alec Baldwin last week made radio history. "I'm all in, Robin"
     
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    Coward Stern drops his heroic AGT Radar Online story just before his 12 day weekend.
    That is proof positive it is FAKE!
    :facepalm:
     
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    Weren't these bastards just on vacation? I gotta find some decent podcasts. Already downloading Carolla, Gilbert and Alex Jones and Chael Sonnen

    Any other decent ones to check out?
     
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    Opie and Jimmy
     
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    Check out the PBS podcasts... Planet Money in my opinion is interesting as hell, This American Life, Freakonomics, Radiolab

    Joe Rogan Experience
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Roll call......anyone get fired yet this month?
    Seems like this would be a great downsizing month.
     
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    The Notebook Full of Ideas™ turned out to just be a notebook full of doodles.


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    He worked hard in July putting out substandard programming
     
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    :depressed:Bobo is just as upset as you are! Things will return to normal. Thank you for your patience.
     
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    Benjy? He just went on vacation and never came back Robin. I'm sure he's "around"
     
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    Hey Beth Sucks... at least this will be an easy DS THSS wrap up thread week for you! :up:

    Wiggy will be around Chimneyville 24/7, which will interfere with Beefus' laying on the floor taking selfies time. It will be a reminder to her to put the pressure on Wiggy to sign that new contract. Otherwise, he'll never leave her alone in her "primary residence". ;)
     
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    How many weeks is the Wig off for ?
     
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    As long as it takes for Ms. Turk to remove a few more salaries from the payroll. ;)
     
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    Dan Carlin Hardcore History or Dan Carlin Common Sense.
    both DAMN interesting
    and Gilbert!
     
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    I'm listening to every Eric the Midget call in order. Over 100 hours. Radio fucking gold!! A different time and place for sure....
     
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    One thing that bothers me about Joe is that he pretends to know everything about everything. Still better radio than Howard any day of the week.
     
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    "...wondering why the A/C smells like cat piss and his wife smells like malt liquor."

    :rofl:
     
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    Radio is a habitual medium Robin.
     
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    dawgshed, Nick DiPaolo, Weird Medicine, Dan Carlins Hardcore History