Monday's Howard Stern Show: New Week, Same Shit

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by BethSucks, Nov 17, 2014.

  1. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    He starts off saying he went through Springsteen's entire catalog this weekend and decided "The Rising" was Springsteen's best song. Talk about having nothing to do with your life. Then he dished out some shit about Jimmy Page in retaliation for his not doing the show. Howard brought up the Knick game, he sounds creepy discussing it, eavesdropping on Taylor Swift while pretending to watch the game. No mention of any conversation, the young crew must have "dissed" gramps and the cat lady. No mention of his early exit either although he lamented the Knick's loss.

    Then a total bullshit story about Howard caring for Yoda's "doody" mess to work in a plug for the book. AGT negotiations must not be going well as another planted caller said Howard shouldn't do it. Howard did reveal that the Kimmel's and Stern wil be together at Christmas. Then an interview with everyone's favorite, oh so relevant guest Joy Behar, a 10 minute commercial with Graham Nash and fatso's news.

    • Howard's Musical Weekend. 11/17/14. 6:00am
    • Jimmy Page ''Signing'' Books With A Rubber Stamp. 11/17/14. 6:10am
    • Top 5 songs, Howard ''Meets'' Taylor Swift And More. 11/17/14. 6:15am
    • Navy Seal, JK Simmons, Bill Cosby And More. 11/17/14. 6:25am
    • Benjy's Hypnosis And Wendy The Slow Adult. 11/17/14. 6:40am
    • Yoda's Doody. 11/17/14. 7:00am
    • Various Audio Clips And Discussions. 11/17/14. 7:10am
    • Howard's Review Of The Audience At Elephant Man Play. 11/17/14. 7:25am
    • Jeff The Bore Calls In. 11/17/14. 7:35am
    • Howard Undecided About America's Got Talent. 11/17/14. 7:50am
    • Howard Reads Some Email And Takes Some Calls. 11/17/14. 8:00am
    • Joy Behar Visits. 11/17/14. 8:15am
    • Graham Nash Calls In. 11/17/14. 9:10am
    • A Couple Of Minutes With Monotone Matt. 11/17/14. 9:20am
    • Robin's News. 11/17/14. 9:30am
     
  2. Pooh bear

    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    You forgot more endless shit talk.... Figuratively and literally.
    Seriously, it's disturbing being that they're a bunch of sixty somethings.
     
  3. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    Not spending Xmas with his loving children as a family unit?...Odd..........:giggle:
     
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    So the revolution seems to be stuck in neutral.......I haven't listened in going on 3 years and this list of topics hasn't changed in almost 10 years.
     
  5. Madipuppy

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    Haven't listened in a while..so it's now " Wendy The Slow Adult" and "Jeff the bore?"
     
  6. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Spending Christmas with the Kimmel's and their new baby could cause Howard's head to explode, him vying for attention with a baby and his wife lamenting her barren womb with no kittens in sight.
     
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    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    News to me too and I also thought (hoped) the cackling gorilla was supposed to have assumed room temperature by now
     
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    Didn't Jimmy and Molly just have a baby? They are going to spend Christmas with a baby? Hope it cries the whole time.:)
     
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    I was saying that about all the "I wanna have sex with Robin" songs up until I cancelled.
     
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    I never thought anything having to do with any of those songs had any redeeming comedic value ever.....
     
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    Will they all be going down to Mexico together? Did they hear about the $22.00 admission fee?
     
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    Lie of the morning was the fact that he spent more than 2 mins backstage with Bradley Cooper, and that he made his silly Elephant Man voice for anyone...
     
  13. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    Wait, no mention of the faaaaaaaabulous NSAL Gala?
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Thank you so much for doing this during show days.

    It reminds me not listen - even if I am bored.

    2 thumbs up for your diligence! :up: :up:
     
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    Beef and Molly can exchange child rearing advice to each other.
     
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    I haven't made it through the whole show yet, but Howard said something in the first hour that caught my attention. It was something like: "Since we don't have Casey Kasem anymore, I'll read the top 5 countdown myself." Makes me wonder if the guy doing the Ghost of Casey Kasem countdown bit gave them three free samples before expecting to be paid. At least there's still the guy doing Casey Kasem's Corpse location updates ...
     
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    Just read that, he claims he was doing his Elephant Man impression for Bradley and various people associated with the play, what they must say when he leaves.
     
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    slab0meat negative creep VIP

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    And don't forget "Gary the Conqueror"
     
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    Didn't that dummy just say a few weeks ago that Family was the most important thing in his life? He couldn't possibly have meant his "human" children, he must have meant that Polish Tranny he calls a wife and their dopey cat commune!
     
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