Monday's Show Guaranteed Statements by Howard (add your own predictions to this)

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  1. the Artie Chair

    the Artie Chair New Member Banned User

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    1. "Vacation? This AGT stuff is hard work. I can't believe I signed on to this. This is my first and last year. One and done."

    2. "Beth looked so hot in the hotel pool in her bikini. Every guy at the pool, including the staff, was checking her out."
     
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    that is what I was going to say...
     
  3. Dusco

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    He will talk about filing a law suit with AGT over doing the show in Newark instead of New York.
     
  4. sludge

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    I work too hard
    AGT will bring more fans to the show
    Beth was out at a premiere so I had to masturbate
    I'm a professional judge
    I'm the judge everybody wants to impress
    __________________ (insert the name of a shitty female comedian) will be here today
    Anything else Robin?
     
  5. Lou Skunt

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    Hey now!
    AGT
    Anything else Robin?
     
  6. Tans Lover

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    Bobo, you're on the air
     
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    - *something negative happened* "everyone is so jealous of me."
    - AGT
    - Bash his employer
    - Beth
    - Anything else, Robin?
     
  8. Mr Fantastic

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    Can
    Thick
    Beer
    Cock

    not necessarily in that order
     
  9. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    "The AGT crowd was so thick Robin, they had to bring us in by boat. It was a whole thing, dont ask."
     
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    "Is it one company or two companies, Robyn what do you think?"

    that never gets old or stale or repetitive
     
  11. Uncle Larry

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    Wow, look at all these emails - listeners really loved that week of Sam Kinison.
     
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    "What is this?" I-I-I-I-coh-coh-coh-dentity-gaurrrrrd-coh-coh....
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    "Ever do anal?"
     
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    hahaha
     
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    blahblahblahAGTblahblahblahAGTblahblahblahAGTblahblahblahblahAGT.........................................blahAGTblahAGTblahAGT............
     
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    "Stannis Baretheon is the true king. Lord Booey of the Greenwich shire is a traitor and liar! Long of tooth and foul of tongue, he is!"

    Howard will say just that 'e will!
     
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    "Robin, I'm going to make you the next great big star. Robin, I'm going to vote yes. You're going to Hollywood."
     
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    I got tons of stuff to get to today.......:jrolleyes:
     
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    Oh Robin i saw myself on a TV monitor ( one that Doug doesn't
    control ) and whata hideous mishkeit i am ............pause for Robin
    to disagree .....Robin is off in her own fried chicken induced Artie-like
    coma ................Robin Robin?? hello helloooooooo hello hello
     
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    "It was wild, Robin. There was a huge crowd of my fans waiting to greet me when I arrived by boat and they kept yelling my name and Bababooey throughout the whole show."