Some of you idiots may have heard about the new People's Champ. Well let me tell you something! They call me Mr. Money in the Bank! And I'll run over your ass like a fucking Russian tank! Double L is not one to be fucked with! Do you realize this ring on my finger costs more than you pathetic losers make in your entire lives? In case you humanoid peons don't know, this Money in the Bank briefcase contains a contract that allows me to challenge the POTY for his championship at any time I see fit. I'll make any of you tap out and quit! I make the rules for you fucking fools! Wiaw may be the new HNIC, but Double L is Mr. MITB! And as everybody knows, what Double L says goes! This I decree and so it shall be!