Money in the Bank

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  1. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Some of you idiots may have heard about the new People's Champ. Well let me tell you something! They call me Mr. Money in the Bank! And I'll run over your ass like a fucking Russian tank! Double L is not one to be fucked with! Do you realize this ring on my finger costs more than you pathetic losers make in your entire lives? In case you humanoid peons don't know, this Money in the Bank briefcase contains a contract that allows me to challenge the POTY for his championship at any time I see fit. I'll make any of you tap out and quit! I make the rules for you fucking fools! Wiaw may be the new HNIC, but Double L is Mr. MITB! And as everybody knows, what Double L says goes! This I decree and so it shall be!

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  2. Anyonenow

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    This drivel belongs in the Who Gives a Shit Forum.

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  3. Limo Wreck

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    Big poppa Larr is yo hook up, holla.... if ya hear him.
     
  4. Anyonenow

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  5. rockstarhair

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    Benji, is that you?
     
  6. ClintDagger

    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc VIP

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    You got game LL.
     
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  7. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    Hey brother you wanna borrow some muscles for that shirt?
     
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    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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  9. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    160 lbs of twisted steel drop your bony butt to the curb appeal! I weigh 1/3 of your fat ass and I'll still gorilla press slam your tub of lard into the 5th row, chump!
     
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  10. wife is a whore

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    Listen kid, you get yer 8 jabronis who voted for ya, and give em each some polish and a rag. Have em shine that briefcase up real good, and when they are done, I'ma turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up yer CANDY ASS!!!
     
  11. Turtle Man

    Turtle Man Hello Darling Gold

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    I'm 175 lar... Hit the gym kid
     
  12. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I have it on good authority that the voting was rigged and most of my votes went to LaserTilt.
     
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  13. wife is a whore

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    You should have thowed yer name in the Politics forum voting. I think you could have taken out these chumps.

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  14. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I hit the gym 5 days a week and then I hit your mom afterwards. 7% body fat.
     
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    Quality Control dove Gold

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    Not Double L serving Beyoncé teas to the Stern forum right now! We are not worthy, Queen!!! #iamfaint
     
  16. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Even Eugene woulda beat Triple H if he hadn't cheated. Your win is hollow because it was not earned with honor and integrity, qualities I possess in abundance.
     
  17. newcastlefan

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    yawn
     
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    I'm most impressed by your eyebrows.
     
  19. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Please try to resist your uncontrollable urge to jerk off to them.
     
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    fixed