Money Making Opportunity for the Ladies

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  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    While I was walking around the porn expo, I was handed a flyer for wonderful idea.

    http://sellyourpussyjuicelube.com/howitworks.html

    "Get Your Independent Business Owner Kit and Start Making Money Today! Each Kit comes with everything you need to make money immediately. You receive a Vaginal Fluid harvester. These soft, silicone dildos are specially designed to harvest your vaginal fluids as you masturbate. You will be able to make money as you pleasure yourself. Just tell us what size best works for you and we will send you a medical grade vaginal fluid harvester. More specific details as to the best methods for Vaginal fluid and Saliva harvesting is included in your IBO Kit. Once you purchase the kit you will have a full 60 days to return it to us for a full refund. When you supply us your first vaginal fluid collection we will process, bottle and sell it for you to our anxiously waiting customers.



    We then will promptly pay you for your Vaginal Fluid and Saliva. You will be making money immediately! If you want to make greater profits you can also sell your custom branded, processed and bottled Pussy Juice Lube and Saliva Lube to your customers directly for a greater profit. If you are a Stripper, Escort, Webcam Model or have another profession where you come in contact with customers you can sell directly and make higher profits immediately. You set the price for your own brand and we ship them for you directly and seamlessly for you. Once you get repeat customers you will be making money day and night with zero effort! Most customers order multiple bottles and they order multiple times per year. Let us show you how you can build your own repeat business selling your custom brand."
     
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  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :jj: No doubt @HAL is a customer
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Coffee meeting's off.
     
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    Jesus :jj:
     
  5. LonghornJ

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    C'mon squeeze out some clam juice, have a thrill!
     
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    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    :wtf:
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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  8. wife is a whore

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    Come on Bob. One jug of PJ and you can afford to buy us coffee and pie, then have money leftover for a new vibrator, to help the harvesting.

    NOTE TO THE LADIES: Please don't try to extract your juice w/ a pussy pump. That isn't what they do.
     
  9. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Wet cunt!
     
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  10. wife is a whore

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    $5 says Mlaw buys a bottle to pretend she can still get it wet.
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    @Hawk kneed , watch out for your urethra, buddy
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    "Sure, I'll meet up with you guys!" :facepalm:
     
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  13. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    I got dibs on bobtraw's first batch!
     
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  14. RenchFries

    RenchFries Official Dawgshed Dutch representative Gold

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    Jesus fucking Christ.
     
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    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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  16. VeeB

    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    That is the most disgusting thing I have ever read.
     
  17. Ridic

    Ridic Too ridic to quit Banned User

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    Pussy juice is only slightly not repulsive right up until I finishing cumming. Then it makes me gag.
     
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  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I think it's probably criminal. That has to be against the law on at least a couple of different levels.
     
  19. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

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    There is a porn expo?
     
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  20. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    she must have bitch slapped you hard. :jj: