Okay, so who's bankrolling the brand new Artie Lange Podcast? We know Artie doesn't even roll out of a "diabetic" coke coma bed for less than $500 grand. I had earlier predicted it would have to be Carolla, but there's not yet any evidence. There won't be many ads, because it's "uncensored". Fellatio doesn't work for free, and doesn't need plugs for shows. It's not DirecTV or Sirius. Then who? Cuban? The only other thing I can think of is that it's a paid podcast, which means it's D.O.A.