Monk. Doing the Father Thing...

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  1. Spazzmatazz

    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I think it's good of him to step up and give Bye You some much needed rest!

    [video=youtube;fazRaJgK-ks]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fazRaJgK-ks[/video]
     
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    he helps out with the cats too.
     
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    Awwww how cute is that little monkey!
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    So does Beth... :whistle:
     
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    It's all about Monk.
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Absolutely DARLING!
    Which is why I thought of you guys and your monkey fixations!

    are you intentionally ignoring my question I asked you in PM?
     
  7. Spazzmatazz

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    Monk Monk bo Bonk....
     
  8. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Hmmmm. No, not intentionally.

    Sometimes I read them at 4 am and forget? :uscratch:

    Brb.
     
  9. Bye You!

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    Please send it again.
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Hell, I'll just ask you here.
    Most of the guys I work with are new fathers or soon to be new fathers and we were discussing that heartbreaking story of the 3 year old in Hawaii dying in the dentist's chair. She was having a root canal.
    Why would a 3 year old even need a root canal?
     
  11. Bye You!

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    Oh I swear I didn't get that.

    It's a baby tooth root canal. Just a simple way of stating it. It's a very simple procedure and takes 5 minutes.

    Mind you, this is just speculations but I was reading this story at work and when I read aloud that she needed 3 of them, everyone said " nice parenting"

    Normally, when I see things like that, it's because the parents don't give two shits about the kid. Soda in the bottle at night, all day, candy, "he won't let me brush his teeth" etc...

    Sadly, I can't call child services on things like that. Although it certainly is worse neglect than teaching your two year old to say "suck my dick, nigga"

    Of course, there are exceptions. Medications and certain conditions can lead to that. And in no case did she deserve to die, of course.

    If she was left unattended for ONE SECOND let alone 26 minutes shame shame shame on the dentist. You NEVER EVER leave a medicated person alone. Ever.
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    Thanks so much for the explanation. These guys I work with look at me like, "Hey, you had kids. What's the answer?" I told them I'd ask you.

    Thank you!:c
     
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    I'm still trying to figure out where the fuck you go to buy tiny monkey diapers...
     
  14. Bye You!

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    :toptip:
    It's basically when a giant cavity gets into the nerve, like in adults.

    But in baby teeth the treatment is much easier.
     
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    With holes in the butt!
     
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    Is it a boy monkey or a girl monkey?
     
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    Settle down, Beffy! :c
     
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    i know we all want to keep our anonymity but is it possiboe for you to post a pic of your baby????? btw, what did you name her?
     
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    I wanna see Bye You's boobs so bad.
     
  20. chapped

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    did someone say monkey?

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