Monk has a tiny penis

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by LonghornJ, Mar 10, 2013.

  1. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I think its confirmed that he's angry about his pubic mushroom cap.

    Its a shame... its the motion of the ocean not the size of the boat buddy. Keep it real.
     
  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Sup J?
     
  3. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    Its raining and lightning out... sup monk
     
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    How is everyone’s evening going so far?
     
  5. gwartney

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    Well, at least you're lucky enough to have gotten to see it.
     
  6. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Post in my crossbar thread.
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Boots used to do that. It's like you lit up one of those mosquito lamps.
     
  8. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Boots would dead people and was a gigantic faggit. I am just a gigantic faggit.

    Please recognize the difference.
     
  9. dawg

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    :no:
     
  10. LonghornJ

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    Boots really sucked.
     
  11. Ryan Lever

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    Confirmed?
     
  12. gwartney

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    He was a fucking prick. You just pretend to be a fucking prick but we know otherwise.
     
  13. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Yeah, that droopy dog Av of his made me want to punch him in his nutsack. What a dick.
     
  14. Daveindiego

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    Freedom.

    :cheer:
     
  15. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    You have been out for like 15 minutes bro.
     
  16. Ryan Lever

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    I like monk I bet he has a decent size ant eater.
     
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    No it's definitely the size of the ship.
     
  19. Ryan Lever

    Ryan Lever Well-Known Member

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    Watch this Joey boots dresses up like Lacey Peterson for a costume contest. He then proceeds to be his vile self which includes begging for more money, which was needed to pay a 800 dollar cell phone bill. Boots claimed he racked up this bill calling into the show. Has this fucking idiot ever heard of a long distance plan?

    [video=youtube;7cJRPr7OP6Y]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cJRPr7OP6Y[/video]
     
  20. gwartney

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    Remember when Boots got a bunch of people to chip in and buy him a professional camera? That was funny.