Monkey 1, Middle finger 0

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Sep 13, 2015.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    Team monkey :damonk:
     
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  3. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Which one?
     
  4. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    I knew Gary had cameras all over the house but I never knew Lucas was such a rude little prick. Good to see a little fatherly discipline from Booey.
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    is that some type of arab?

    if so the level of funny here goes up several notches
     
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    Rockside7 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Monkeys look cute but they have the strength and the teeth to rip you to shreds.

    I wouldn't fuck with them.
     
  7. Shortwave98

    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    I was hoping he would lose the middle finger.
     
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    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    when i was real little i wanted a pet monkey.
    when my dad was getting ready to leave id ask where he was going, and hed always say "im going to see a man about a monkey"
    and id get all excited. i realized years later that meant he was going out drinking and gambling and womanizing.
    i never did get a monkey, but my mom did get a divorce
     
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    Dipshit must have felt pretty stupid.
     
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    Forget a guard dog. Gotta get one to protect my home.
     
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    How great would it have been if there was a bomb in that back pack that got triggered?
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    That monkey be fast
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Then we would have lost the monkey.....:(
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Monkey had had a good life. ..
    He was even named The Bar POTY
     
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    TheMercenary Collecting Light Gold

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    Only if Haji wired it wrong and it just burst him into flames to run screeching "Allah Akbar" into the shit-filled streets.

    Cut to monkey grinning.

    /Scene
     
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    Why flip off a monkey?
    What the hell did that monkey do to him?
    Dick got what he deserved
     
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    :jj: That was fuckin sweet! That monkey fucked him up. I bet that hurt like fuck, clearly a direct and forceful impact to the face with at least 3 paws of fury! :jj:
     
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    The one in the video? :c
     
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    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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  20. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    This dirty jobs episode freaked me out. Those little fucks do some major damage in the first 5 minutes.