Monsoon's Greatest Hits

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by balloon knot, Jan 4, 2015.

  1. balloon knot

    balloon knot Well-Known Member

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    "no laughing at cartwheel hour with moooose"
     
  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    "It sucked a dick after that photo shoot." Love you @monsoon !
     
  3. balloon knot

    balloon knot Well-Known Member

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    "Moooose meets all the criteria for being for being born of both sexes..think about it

    No children
    No tits
    Masculine body
    Large head and massive jawline
    Huge feet and hands
    Legs like telephone poles
    Cankles"
     
  4. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    she's spot on with this one.
     
  5. Sickboy

    Sickboy Latverian Monarch

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    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    on Beth's jewelry......

    "You think it has moooose's name and phone number on the back so if you find it passed out somewhere, you can call its owners."

    :cwl:
     
  7. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Shit.

    I thought the title of the thread was "Monsoon's greatest tits"

    :(
     
  8. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    F Mutt
     
  9. TheWonk

    TheWonk POTY Music Forum Gold

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    Let's do the checklist

    Don't look at the camera...wonky moooose
    Hide that eye and jawline and whopping coke smile
    Bad hair style..check
    What's with wiggy..looks like he just woke up and is in his pj's
    Gee moooose..you forgot to wear heels...you are almost 5'9".

    So who did you walk for that brought in size 13's that had to be at least 4" tall..your lies are hilarious mooooooose.
    Is it the same person who told you to get your eyelids and tits done...for $1999. At the mall...in Pittsburgh.

    Mooooooose never disappoints..its such a goddamn liar.
     
  10. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Good one.
     
  11. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    We've got some notable posters who're here and have passed through the Shed - including those associated with the show. However, monsoon is this site's true superstar. :up:
     
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    Weed Well-Known Member

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    Monsoon never fails to entertain. When I read her posts, I imagine that her voice is like a female Ham Hands Bill, and it makes them even funnier.
     
  13. Afganistand

    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    I imagine her voice as an Asian. The one episode of Sienfeld when the Korean nail techs are pissed at Elaine. "Dis is not Bette mid law!" That's how I read her.
     
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    I fucking love her posts. You rock, Monsoon!
     
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    Pooh bear Well-Known Member VIP

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    Idk.... She always posts about her various addictions and she recently hurt herself really bad.... Take care of yourself Mon!!
    Who the hell cares about Beth, worry about yourself!
     
  17. TheMercenary

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    "...massive jaw, dimeslot eyes, wonky eyes and tits, birdcage chest deformity, huge mouth size, extra large teeth, attached lobes, hooded eyes, size 13 shoe, odd shapeless linebacker type body, no presence..."

    F mutt
     
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    "Making a complete fool of itself telling everyone its a famous runway modoe and then trying to sit front row at fashion week..so obvious nobody knew who moooose was. How embarrassing.

    Moooose is deranged and clearly doesn't realize its bullshit can be seen from space."


    "You should ask it who it was with when it was sent to SWITZERLAND for 2 weeks and did jumps even though it can't ski...in a country where the tax is around 70%..everyone know Switzerland doesn't have any blondes...especially ones that ski..."

    :haha:
     
  19. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Omg! You guys. I'm brutal to moooose.

    But I never talk crap about other posters..So I got that going for me



    Thanks guys. :beer:

    F mutt
     
  20. TheWonk

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    :toke:

    How's your injury? Hope you're able to get around again.
     
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