Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by balloon knot, Jan 4, 2015.
"no laughing at cartwheel hour with moooose"
"It sucked a dick after that photo shoot." Love you @monsoon !
"Moooose meets all the criteria for being for being born of both sexes..think about it
Large head and massive jawline
Huge feet and hands
Legs like telephone poles
she's spot on with this one.
on Beth's jewelry......
"You think it has moooose's name and phone number on the back so if you find it passed out somewhere, you can call its owners."
I thought the title of the thread was "Monsoon's greatest tits"
Let's do the checklist
Don't look at the camera...wonky moooose
Hide that eye and jawline and whopping coke smile
Bad hair style..check
What's with wiggy..looks like he just woke up and is in his pj's
Gee moooose..you forgot to wear heels...you are almost 5'9".
So who did you walk for that brought in size 13's that had to be at least 4" tall..your lies are hilarious mooooooose.
Is it the same person who told you to get your eyelids and tits done...for $1999. At the mall...in Pittsburgh.
Mooooooose never disappoints..its such a goddamn liar.
We've got some notable posters who're here and have passed through the Shed - including those associated with the show. However, monsoon is this site's true superstar.
Monsoon never fails to entertain. When I read her posts, I imagine that her voice is like a female Ham Hands Bill, and it makes them even funnier.
I imagine her voice as an Asian. The one episode of Sienfeld when the Korean nail techs are pissed at Elaine. "Dis is not Bette mid law!" That's how I read her.
I fucking love her posts. You rock, Monsoon!
Idk.... She always posts about her various addictions and she recently hurt herself really bad.... Take care of yourself Mon!!
Who the hell cares about Beth, worry about yourself!
"...massive jaw, dimeslot eyes, wonky eyes and tits, birdcage chest deformity, huge mouth size, extra large teeth, attached lobes, hooded eyes, size 13 shoe, odd shapeless linebacker type body, no presence..."
"Making a complete fool of itself telling everyone its a famous runway modoe and then trying to sit front row at fashion week..so obvious nobody knew who moooose was. How embarrassing.
Moooose is deranged and clearly doesn't realize its bullshit can be seen from space."
"You should ask it who it was with when it was sent to SWITZERLAND for 2 weeks and did jumps even though it can't ski...in a country where the tax is around 70%..everyone know Switzerland doesn't have any blondes...especially ones that ski..."
Omg! You guys. I'm brutal to moooose.
But I never talk crap about other posters..So I got that going for me
How's your injury? Hope you're able to get around again.