monster energy drinks are the work of satan/ here's proof

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  1. skylarbrie

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    The "o" in the name looks more like the Greek letter phi to me. But that doesn't fit her agenda.
     
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    the 'o" often represents the portal to the other side...
     
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    I'm a redbull guy myself. But there is occult symbolism in most everything deliberately and coincidently. She's probably a spokes person for Rockstar energy. And for the record, incase you didn't know, Rockstar energy is owned by Michael Savages kid and wife. I don't like that guy and his drink sucks.
    Wiener Nation.
     
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    Go home and bake a fucking cake!!!
     
  7. Limo Wreck

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    Never mind the diabeetus...
     
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    do these shitty energy drinks really fucking work i mean what happened to a good old cup o' joe!?

    grab a big ass coffee from sevvies in the morning. 1 buck. save ya money on those expensive piss tasting energy drinks. loaded with chemicals sugar and salt.
     
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    Never had a single energy drink in my life, and have no desire to
     
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    I like the monsters in the white can, but try to limit myself :fil:
     
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    you can still get a cup of coffee for a buck?
     
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    I drank a monster once and i thought i was the incredible hulk for like 15 minutes then my tummy hurt
     
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    if the potion has been endorsed by Satan, i think it would be wise to partake of the life giving fluids...
     
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    "MILFS dig it & you will too"
     
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    Obviously a paid agitator by Michael Savage's son, who owns Rockstar!
     
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    Bro Corporate Fascist Gold

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    I gave up energy drinks 2 years ago. It sickens me to think I used to drink them.
     
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    I dunno if it has anything to do with satan. As I've said in a dozen other Skylerbrie threads, advertising is all about power symbols and colors. So is religious iconography. Nothing new.
    What I find interesting about Monster is how many people put those stickers on their cars and trucks!
    Why would you advertise for some energy drink if they weren't paying you? Ponderous.
     
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    I definitely think that logo and "Unleash The Beast" was intentional to make Christian nut jobs go crazy. I mean it's just good marketing.

    The normal energy drink tastes like shit. With that said I do enjoy the Coffee flavored ones as a last resort before work.
     
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    I've never had an energy drink but now that I know Satan is behind it I am going to try one.

    By the way, what is Satan's motive for producing beverages anyway? She never explains that.
     
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    sometimes, on rare occasions, symbols actually have a tangible meaning for the producer and the consumer...