Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Scott, Sep 26, 2014.
I don't have a hangover. I haven't even had a drink but next time I do I'm making one of these.
Busted out the bread machine earlier. This thing is at least 20 years old. It's a little banged up but the inside is as good as new and it still works.
While the bread machine was doing its thing, I made some of these. I wove strips of bacon together. Usually I use 3x3 pieces for regular bread for a BLT or other sandwich but the bread machine makes huge slices so I did 4x4. Then you put them in the oven at 400 degrees on a cookie sheet for about 20 minutes. Keep an eye on it, you don't want to over do it if you're not going to eat it right away because you'll need to reheat it in the microwave later.
The bread is done at last!
fancy bacon weaving
drunk with authority
no mcdonalds where you live?
Into the slicing guide to cool for a bit while I prepare the rest of the sandwich.
About 10 miles away. Fuck that shit. I need something to do besides play video games and beat off.
Behold the perfect loaf!
While it cools, I throw a couple eggs in a greasy old frying pan. Again, these slices of bread are bigger than the kind you buy in the store so this sandwich requires two large eggs.
you gonna add canned mushrooms?
Hell no. I made my own bread and wove my own bacon. I ain't gonna fuck it up with cans of anything.
Yes, I coated the pan with butter.
nicely centered yolks
Top it off with some sharp cheddar cheese. Again, requiring more than one standard sized slice.
It's my OCD.