MOOOOSE NEVER MODOED IN THE UK

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by monsoon, Jul 23, 2014.

  1. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    1330933843483.gif And now it doesn't REALLY admit it...it just avoids it...


    Too fucking funny. I just have to laugh at his old lying ass...
    It's an actor now....too funny...

    suicide attempts to follow.....just watch

    The main reason people lie is to avoid being wrong in the given situation..
    Moooose was desperate and told a desperate wiggy what he want to hear.
    Howard probably thought at one time mooose was highly desirable and all his peers wanted to fuck it...
    The truth..all his peers did fuck it..for about 5 hundy....
    Wiggy has probably heard shards of the truth about moooose..but you know how stupid he is.
    He hears what he wants to hear...he married a thing with a questionable background...
    Not invited to anything in the Hamptons...or Florida....they've been background checked...

    Moose,,growing up in what I consider the sticks...has no idea it's not a problem to have you checked.
    Like I did...supermodoe.....dumbass


    Today is a good day....
    f-mutt
     
  2. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I wish a kitty would swipe Beef like that!
     
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    Monsoon, you're on fire tonight.
     
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    Sandra warned him...
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Howard must really be a dumb-ass. My ex-girlfriend (haven't seen her in 15 years) modeled in Paris. It took me about 10 minutes of Google to find her portfolio from those days. And I barely remembered her name...
     
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    How do I get rid of this internet, Robin? It's the bane of my existance.
     
  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Wiggy seems to feel confident that he can convince anyone of anything, despite empirical evidence to the contrary. He really does have a God Complex. But reality is crashing down all around him lately.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Wiggy's been telling us for years that "one of the things I'm working on in my therapy" is to let go of control. "I'm so angry I can't control the world, Robin."
     
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    That cat fucking rules! :haha:
     
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    It is the bane of his wife's existence... and dawgshed....Howard must hate this place..:giggle:
     
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    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    Bullshit is one thing. But when Howard trots Beth out in front of well-educated, accomplished people, and she starts talking about kittens, what's to be done?
     
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    The funny thing is he makes it worse for himself. He keeps bringing it up either directly or alludes to Dawg Shed or getting his balls busted on Twitter when I'm pretty sure what's left of his friendly audience don't know a thing about it and then will go check it out.
     
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    My goal is to call in one day...on the premise to praise Beff and her kitten saving....then ask out her European modoeing career pics.
     
  14. Jayla

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    I'm absolutely shocked that hasn't happened yet. I know they're particularly careful with the screening these days, but it still seems like it should have happened already. I wish Monsoon would do it too.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    But I know what Wiggy's response will be, something like: " Beth never said that she was a big model. FUCK YOU! GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE!" Then your call will be dumped and he'll quickly transition into another topic. OR He'll stay on it for a while, but talk to Robin and Fred about it - " Robin, I don't know why these ppl keep saying we lied about Beth's modeling career. I never said she was a super model..and....eer...ummm, so what if she wasn't a big model? I mean, why bring it up?"
     
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    1993: "I'm going to fuck your dead daddy's skull, Debella! Right after you catch cancer!"

    2014: "People like to say mean things about me Robin. I wish I could just shut down that Twitter. Robin?"
     
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    :wub: I love your posts. :grad:
     
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    Beth is fluent in multiple languages :grad:
     
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    She does know how to say "blow job is 50 rupees" I'll give her that.
     
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    "Thank you, cum again."
     
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