Moral Dilemma...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by WillyBest, Jul 29, 2014.

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What should with the $200.00?

Poll closed Aug 8, 2014.
  1. Keep it!

    52.6%
  2. Send it back!

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  3. Donate to charity

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  4. Spend it on hookers and blow

    21.1%
  5. Buy lunch for Chriza

    15.8%
  6. Buy @garypagetwo VIP supporter status

    10.5%
  7. Invest in vCash

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  1. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    Bless me father, for I have sinned....

    I ordered a used book off amazon marketplace from a used book store for $0.01 plus the $3.99 shipping, so I spent $4.00 total. Got the book and started reading it: old used copy, yellowed pages, smelled like cigarette smoke, and two hundred dollar bills dropped out! So I'm up $196.00 on the deal!

    What should I do? Keep the $200.00? Send it back? Donate it to charity? Buy @garypagetwo VIP supporter status?

    What would you guys do?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Send it to me :yes:
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Order more books.
     
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  4. F Vick

    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    I think the answer is obvious
     
  5. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Keep it. What are you...insane? You win bro! :yes:
     
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  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Which book was it
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Yep, that's what we lawyers call a windfall.
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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  9. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    poll should have been multiple choice. You can buy lunch for Chriza with $5 and keep the rest.
     
  10. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    I have to re-up my VIP status today or leave the board forever

    :oops:
     
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  11. squigglyline

    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    donate half and enjoy the other half... I don't believe you need to "return it" to anyone (seller). You paid for a book, they sent the book - end of transaction... You just got lucky and found a little bonus...
     
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  12. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Buy a body bag.
     
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  13. WillyBest

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    Something Happened by Joseph Heller. Great read!
     
  14. WillyBest

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    Enlighten me, dear?
     
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    You have an unexpected windfall....
    GP2 needs someone to buy his VIP membership...
    you do the math...
     
  16. WillyBest

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    Yeah, but think of all the cool shit I could buy for $200.00...
     
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    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    I know someone who can crochet you a pair of those...
    probably way cheaper.
    @Howardsego
     
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  18. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Check the bills to make sure they are not old or gold or silver certificates first. I would probably just save the money because you can't get hookers AND blow for only $200.
     
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  19. WillyBest

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    Good point! They just look like older $100 bills, but I'll check!
     
  20. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    How is 'Hookers' not winning?????

    WTF happened to this country??
     
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