morality test: would you kill your chicken? (with poll)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Nov 16, 2013.

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what would you do with/to the chicken?

  1. kill it

    60.0%
  2. don't kill it

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. wait and hope you don't get found.

    40.0%
  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    final episode of m.a.s.h. morality question:

    you're on a bus in a war zone. the enemy is all around you and will kill you and everyone on the bus if they discover you. the bus pulls over and turns off the engine and the lights. everyone is quiet, except that you have a chicken in your lap and the chicken won't be quiet. there is a man named hawkeye pierce telling you to keep your chicken quiet and to shut that chicken up. again, if you get caught, you and everyone else on the bus, and the chicken, will be killed. do you kill your chicken?

    (ps: the chicken is really a baby. your baby.)

    jump to 1:12...

    [video=youtube;sYjy7uUn7fc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYjy7uUn7fc[/video]
     
  2. newcastlefan

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    nope; it wasn't necessary for her to do what she did.
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    if the chicken got them caught, they all would have been killed, even the chicken (which was really her baby). isn't that a sacrifice for the greater good? certain death for one in order to prevent certain death for all?
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    I'd kill the wizard that turned my chicken into a baby.
     
  5. face palm

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    ok
    i've had chickens as pets and I have killed them
    never for food
    I now have goats and frequent goat message boards and cant believe how these wrinkled old women can talk about their prized goat babies in one post and then tell you how to butcher them in the next
     
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    and shut that baby up
     
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    same reason faggits think there are 73 blonds waiting for them
     
  8. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    sophie's choice. :boohoo:
     
  9. Mur

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    Could you just muffle the chicken with a pillow?
     
  10. face palm

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    i want my dinkus back btw
     
  11. gilaet

    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    Can I breastfeed my chicken?
     
  12. face palm

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    it was a baby
    a korean baby
    koreans have a very flat face
    doubt it could be muffled
     
  13. face palm

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    i will egg your house if you try
     
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    gilaet forum Tommy Jarvis Gold

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    Now I'm just confused.
     
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    my chickens were cornfused
    think about it
     
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    would choke my chicken right then and there
     
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    NipplesAndToes23 Mediocre Negro

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    Were you nominated for Worst Thread Starter?