More annoying?

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  1. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    The Mormons knocking at your door, the Jehovah's Witnesses or the XFINITY One cable salesperson?


    I'm going with the XFINITY salesperson, mother fuckers won't take no as an answer.


    No poll btw.
     
  2. Chigs

    Chigs The finest in the Nation

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    I worked for a little while in an xfinity warehouse. Some of those guys are the cream of the crop white trash, man.
     
  3. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    I only had to deal with Jehovas.
     
  4. freds

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    Peyton.
     
  5. Mr. Potato Head

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    Where's the fucking poll?? :pissed:
     
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    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Why can't you just shut the door on them ?? They're used to it, I'm sure
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    No poll pay attention.
     
  8. Mr. Potato Head

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    Can we talk about this?
     
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    <-------<<< They make it short and sweet at my front door. :yes:
     
  10. freds

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    these people can't read.

    it's amazing.
     
  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    None of the three have ever graced my door that I know of. Pretty sure Xfinity hasn't since we don't have comcast in our area.
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

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    Can we talk about this?
     
  13. freds

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    two evangelicals came to my door one day, one white, one black. they start with their salespitch and i say "thanks for coming, but i'm an Atheist." the white guy laughs at me and says "no you're not. i don't believe you."

    i asked him if he believed in God, and he said "of course." i said "well, i don't believe you!"

    the black guy said "we better go now," and dragged goober out of my yard.
     
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  14. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I gave up talking to people for Lent.
     
  15. freds

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    and what i learned that day is that black Christians have more sense than white Christians.

    :c
     
  16. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    1 week from today then! :c



    It's a date! :lo5:
     
  17. freds

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    you're jd's mult aren't you?
     
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    jd
    goat
    potato
    banksy

    four for four.
     
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  20. banksy

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    What an amusing anecdote!

    Thanks for sharing, bub!