Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by imissalison, Feb 12, 2012.
Can someone post Beth's latest tweet. Extremely overweight dog, extremely vapid cunt
...she looks like something from the wax museum
eye wonk is strong here
I see Howard is still using a heavy paint brush.
look at how crooked her eys are, holy shit fix that before you blur her into oblivion.....fucking shit....
She's like a lizard. Nostrils but no nose.
Where do they live, the Arctic?
You would think if Howard is going to blur all the imperfections out of her he would fix the eye levels while he was at it. Maybe it reminds him of Shannen Doherty, he was hot for that cockeyed cooze in the 90s.
oh I like this one...she has the eye wonk one way, the dog has the eye wonk the other way, and howard's saying "what do you want from me?"
they obviously dont have enough chimneys to keep them warm
Howard either needs a lot more lessons on photoshop or a refund for the big bucks he has probably paid his teacher.
If only Whitney had arm warmers she may be alive today.
...i took up fertogerfy and my wife and i do photoshoots.
The one facial characteristic, that every model should posess, is symmetry. In this photo, Beth's eyes are completely unsymmetrical. Howard's rampant photoshopping has, somehow, managed to make Beth look even less like a model
That dog is at least 30 pounds overweight. The kitchen staff feeds her too much.
On further inspection -- her mouth's unsymmetrical, too
big hands I know you'r the one.
Very awkward pose, even for Beth. She needs to relax those shoulders. Looks like a football player.