More cat-exasperation seeps out on Monday's show.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Mr Pink, Jun 11, 2015.

  1. Mr Pink

    Mr Pink Well-Known Member

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    "Oh my god I've got so many kittens...you don't even know..."

    "Beth is so overloaded with kittens right now, I told Beth, leave that one with me." (Regarding a cat that Howard 'volunteered' to take care of because of the sheer number. I'm certain Howard really wants to take care of a friggin cat in his spare time. Plus, doesn't 'leave that one with me' kind of indicate that they don't hang out together?)

    "If you have no life and you want to have a world, just follow my wife on Instagram."
     
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    That sounds more like the "real" Howard Stern of yesterday.........sometimes, it just can't help popping out, now and then!
     
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    Howard's so neurotic and phobic he'll eventually go off on her and ban the cats.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Sun, Mon, Tues, and Wed nights alone in the city Apartment, I'd guess.
     
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    I think it's just more exaggeration to keep her saintly persona up.
     
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    Howard lives a very structured life. Having a bunch of cats around must drive him crazy. Although I bet Beth has to keep them in "girls town." I don't belive he really has much to do with the cats. If they lived in a regular house, I doubt they would have any cats.
     
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    They paid to have a cat flown , in a private jet I'm sure, to them so they could take care of it.


    FUCK YOU ENVIRONMENT!
     
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    Howard should realize, it's either the cats, or real kids. The other option is she leaves him, takes a shitload of his money and finds someone to impregnate her, she doesn't have much time left.
     
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    I'd be so pissed if I had 100 mill in property that smelled like cats.
     
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    id love to be locked in a room filled with kittens
    but theyre too demanding :oops:
     
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