More hijinx in Florida....

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  1. Shithead

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    Teen pleasures himself with stuffed toy inside Florida Wal-Mart: cops
    Sean Johnson is charged with indecent exposure Tuesday after surveillance cameras caught the teen masturbating with a stuffed toy horse inside a Brooksville, Fla. Wal-Mart.
    BY Jason Molinet
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, October 15, 2014, 2:42 AM
    [​IMG] Brooksville Police Department Sean Johnson, 19, of Lake Panasoffkee, Fla. was charged with indecent exposure in public and criminal mischief on Tuesday, Brooksville police said.
    Whoa!

    A Florida teen got hot and dirty with a stuffed toy horse, using it to masturbate with inside a Wal-Mart, police said.

    Sean Johnson, 19, of Lake Panasoffkee, Fla. was charged with indecent exposure in public and criminal mischief on Tuesday, Hernando Today reported.

    [​IMG] John Gress/Reuters Sean Johnson allegedly took a stuffed toy from a store shelf -- like these stuffed animals from a 2012 photo -- at the Wal-Mart in Brooksville, Fla. and began pleasuring himself, police said.
    Johnson allegedly took the stuffed toy from a store shelf at the Wal-Mart in Brooksville, Fla. and went to the bedding department at 3 p.m., store workers told police. Surveillance cameras caught Johnson pleasuring himself with the plushie and then returning the "contaminated" item to the toy aisle.
     
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    Anything involving masturbation is Stern related.:snicker:
     
  3. Brokenbad

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    Howard calls Beth Honey.
     
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo

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    Especially involving a male.
     
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    that toy horse is stuffed now. charged with Bestiality, and being a horny dumass
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    Him?
     
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    Hey, sometimes you just need to bust a nut.
     
  8. Mr Fantastic

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    [​IMG]




    3, 1, 4, 5, 2
     
  9. AllAboutHim Ed

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    The fact that he put it back demands a death sentence. The world would be such a great place for normal people if I were in charge.
     
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    No wonder it was stuck to the box.
     
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    To be fair... That toy IS fucking hot.
     
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    @JonHein
     
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    Whenever I go to walmart in Florida, it's like I'm on another planet.....just saying...... Lol
     
  14. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    He was thinkin of Beth and could not stop himself
    howard-related
     
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    What's the big deal?

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  16. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    His Youtube channel...

     
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    Whatever happened to you fuck it you buy it?
     
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    Didn't allow me to gurss the race
     
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    what the fuck is with these idiots and horses??? I am assuming he is a fucking bronie
     
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    Exactly...the cops ..or at least Shaquille O'neil should be monitoring these my little pony freaks
     
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