More Howard Math

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Yeahnolisten, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. Yeahnolisten

    Yeahnolisten Well-Known Member

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    So now he holds 70 percent of the 22 million subscribers at SiriusXM - which is about 15.5 million people - and he is such a force that Kid Rock entered the charts at number 5 with 143,000 copies sold. And he's bad mouthing Zeppelin (for ripping off people of all fucking things)because they sold over 100 million albums without him. And every one in that room agrees with him in order to save their jobs.
     
  2. BrulesRules

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    I gave up millions of fans but gained one gold digger. I added lots of rescue pets but lost 3 daughters. Right now my social life is at a foive.
     
  3. Guts83

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    Sounds like he learned math from booey.

    Led zeppelin's career is at a noine
     
  4. blottomsup

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    :lol:
     
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    I thought this was gonna be a thread about "okay robin what's 10 times 8, let's see, carry the 8, oops wait a minute, okay its five hundred and sixty three robin" because you see that's one of the epic and transcendent jokes of modern times and every time he performs it in front of usually female guests and they feign laughter, the tapes team springs into action earmarking for inclusion into laughs week
     
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  6. Kool

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    Wiggo was delusional this morning, talking about he has more viewers than Leno, Letterman and Conan combined, thinking he's relevant and has the power he had 20 years ago, and of course Chompers came in and licked his ass clean...I couldn't believe it.
     
  7. kippy

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    Less than seventy percent of all subscribers (the XM only crowd) are even able to hear the show.
     
  8. WholeAssholeOut

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    his live shows are repeated 24 hours a day on 2 channels, he's working double overtime, 300 hours a week, cut him some slack!
     
  9. Herc

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  11. Dlist

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    My HP calculator is out of batteries..
     
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    Guarantee that's the ONLY reason dick-nose took the agt gig.. He's done and he fucking knows it!! fuck him..
     
  13. Dlist

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    I lost $$ on Sirius stock...thx Howard...at least I was smart enough to invest in Apple.
     
  14. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Let's see, what might be an independent measure of Stern's current relevancy and audience? Oh, wait...

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  15. MarvelComics85

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    When he goes America's Judge over and over again, that raging egotism says opposite of what you think.

    Ah, get the fuckin' Premier Package and listen to Opie & Anthony, as well Ron & Fez and the weekend programming. It's worth it!
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard math pretty easy...Sirius stock chart...
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  17. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard joined in 2004...nuff said..
     
  18. Beth143nacho

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    This is simple to prove. Release the Sirius numbers. They exist, show them. Without them to support Howard's claim, he's just spattering bullshit. The good news is that under a million people hear it, cumulative, for the week.
     
  19. Mr Vengeance

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    Must be tough to accept that even now, Led Zeppelin is more popular and relevant than you are Howie.....
     
  20. tv910

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    I recently heard a MTT show where Howard and Gary were discussing the ratings in NYC for his Channel 9 show that competed with SNL. Gary said SNL started out with a 12 but the numbers declined as the show went on and by the end they were down to an 8.9. The Channel 9 show got a 7, but he didn't mention whether it declined or held that rating for the whole show (I'm guessing it declined since he didn't mention it). Howard's comment about it? Something like "Well, then it was pretty much a dead heat!". Sure Wiggy, a 12/8.9 is a "dead heat" with a 7. He has zero credibility, makes me wonder about all the other supposed ratings victories he's been claiming for years.