More Keith Richards lunacy

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    Rolling Stone shock rocker Keith Richards wants his daughters to snort his ashes when he dies
    BY Laurie Hanna
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Thursday, September 10, 2015, 6:42 AM
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    Keith Richards with daughter Theodora, granddaughter Ella Rose, daughter Alexandra and wife Patti Hansen (left).
    Rolling Stone shock rocker Keith Richards has revealed he wants his daughters to snort his ashes when he dies.

    The rock legend said he wants daughters Theodora, 30, and Alexandra, 28, to inhale his cremated remains – just like he did with his own father Bert.

    And the 71-year-old guitarist, a former heroin and cocaine user, even said: “I’ll give them a straw.”

    EDITORIAL: HE'S SHOWING HIS AGE

    Richards shocked the world after confessing to snorting his father ashes, mixed with cocaine, reported the Daily Mirror.

    In a 2007 interview, he said: “The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father.







    “He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow.”

    Hardcore Richards clarified the story in 2010, saying: “I opened dad’s ashes, and some blew over the table. I asked, should I desecrate them with a broom?

    “So I wet me finger and I shoved a bit of me dad up me f****** ‘ooter. I’m sure he’s still blessing me. The rest I put round a tree.


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    In his latest interview, Richards also blasted current superstars Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber, dismissing them as “flavor of the month”.

    He added: “Taylor is a pretty girl. I don’t think about the competition.

    “And Justin Bieber? Actually I met the guy and found him quite humble, as he should be.

    “His music? I mean it’s a load of crap isn’t it? But I understand.”

    Keith, who quit taking cocaine in 2006 when he fell out of a palm tree in Fiji, also said has no regrets about taking heroin.

    He told GQ magazine: “Regret is when I ran out. I loved hanging out with junkies; very interesting, discerning drug takers.”
     
  2. wigtropolis

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    I would slurp his daughters
     
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    Keef. Someone I admire.
     
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    Yeah, not really much into the whole snorting thing.

    I would gladly sprinkle his ashes on my cock and balls, however, and allow his daughters to remove every last one with their tongues.
     
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    Keef invented being a Rock Star
     
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    Keith Richard is probably 90% cocaine so he'd be one helluva drug. Also "f****** 'ooter???" Is Keith saying he shoved his dad's ashes up his ass?
     
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    Poor me in the will ..I will shoot him up
     
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    Keith Richards is awesome :jj:
     
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    It's a miracle he's still alive.

    Pretty amazing that he's actually able to grow this old. An entire life of partying shouldn't leave one in relatively good shape. There are plenty of guys his age who have lived clean and sit in wheelchairs.
     
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    for some reason people that hidious usually have good looking children.
     
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    Yeah...but look he procreated with. Unfortunately that didn't apply to Billy Joel with Alexa Ray Joel.
     
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    Dude has 9 lives 71 all he's been tru and still looking sharp for his age.
     
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    Greatest drug taker of all time. And he ain't dead yet.
     
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    Alzheimer's sucks.
     
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    A fav of mine.
     
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    No rehab that I know of either. Go figure.
     
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    Bottom line..........if you can write "Jumpin' Jack Flash", you can be as bat shit crazy as you want to be in your later years.
     
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    I'll never forgot being baked out of my mind in highschool listening to the stones and thinking. " Keith Richards has probably dropped or misplaced more drugs than I have done!"
     
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