More Lies About Saint Beth The Animal Expert

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by tv910, Jun 20, 2012.

  1. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    A few months ago Howard claimed that their cat Apple's skin/itching problem had been cured by a natural alternative to steroids that had no harmful side effects. He said Beth had done extensive research and found a Doctor in California who prescibed the miracle drug. Today he said the cat was throwing up and pissing all over itself because of the side effects from the anti-itching medication she's been taking since they got her. It sounded like bullshit at the time and obviously it was. What the hell is wrong with him (and her)? They both constantly exaggerate their accomplishments and take credit for things they didn't do.
     
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    ClownPocket New Member Banned User

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    Cat pissing and throwing up=extensive Beth research

    Seems to add up to me, what's the problem?
     
  3. TheWakening

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    ...i hope that cat pissed all over chimney manor.
     
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    You know Hamptons is skeeved the fuck out if this is true..................
     
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    I remember this...Howard actually said that she found a nutritionist/person in California that was not even a Doc/Veterinarian give her some natural supplements that have done wonders .
     
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    Howard would never lie or stretch the truth even a little bit. He's the most honest man in America. Just ask him if you don't believe me. ;)
     
  9. tv910

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    At least now we know why Apple is the only pet not being used as a prop in Beth's vanity projects. Her unsightly bald spots would ruin the photo and destroy the myth that Beth knows anything about animal care. It must be so bad Howard can't even photoshop it out.
     
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    That cat piss will fuck up a bowling lane oiling machine right quick.
     
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    When you are as much of a fucking bimbo airhead as Beth is, and can't understand what file save-as is a simple google search is considered "extensive research".
     
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    Appoe pisses on her fans.
     
  13. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...shes so much like her dad. im a mom to appoe so im allowed to say that
     
  14. TheWakening

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    Dude behind the mic claps after the bitch falls :giggle:
     
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    howard will have a meltdown...once animals begin to shut down it gets messy and unpleasant. howard and beth can't control the urine and vomiting episodes.

    anyone want to bet they'll(bianca and appoe) be relegated to the laundry room once things get bad? howard is a clean freak. it will get ugly.
    and it really is pathetic that they have to lie about everything.
     
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    it's hilarious... the gentleman on the righthand side is the only one to have a normal reaction....is this an award presentation?
     
  17. kippy

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    Oh, My Dead Dog!
     
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    had a long drive today and finally got around to the show from 6/6 where he talked about leon the cat and wove that tale about how it was at the shelter that got hit by a tornado and was the only surviving animal, and what a miracle it was..i couldnt believe what i was hearing...i honestly wondered if he was making it up as he was going along, or is he so senile he just believes his own bullshit
     
  19. Uncle Larry

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    Howard needs to get cracking on the Getting Things Done system to come up with a way to keep track of all of his lies.
     
  20. BethsZygote

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    i want to be a cat nutritionist for a trophy wife...:crazybye: