More lunacy from Ben Carson

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  1. ltd86

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    Ben Carson Once Wanted To Kill Himself With Rat Poison
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    Ben Carson’s wife Candy has a book coming out.

    Here are the 5 most interesting anecdotes about Ben from the book:

    1. He delivered their second-born son in the bathroom

    The book opens with a rather harrowing account of Candy Carson going into premature labor with her second son with Ben. As Candy cries in pain from the bathroom, she has trouble waking Ben from his exhausted sleep. But then, “Ben dashed into the bathroom just in time to catch BJ before he fully emerged, holding the baby in one hand while he caught the afterbirth in the other.” Then he snips the umbilical cord with a hair clip.​

    2. He once wanted to kill himself with rat poison

    Candy says Ben has always been a hard worker and hated getting in trouble. Once, in third grade, he got into trouble at school and came home early to look for rat poison in the garage. “I’m looking for the best way to kill myself. Something bad happened at school, and there’s no other way out of this,” Candy recounts Ben telling his older brother. Read More: Ben Carson’s Campaign Burning Through Cash​

    3. He was a foosball champion in college

    Candy says that Ben became “obsessed” with foosball in college. She says he wanted to excel at it, and practiced in most of his spare time. He got so good that “regulars actually named a unique maneuver after him. It was a lightning-fast shot Ben had developed that left most people wondering what had happened.”​

    4. He tells really corny jokes

    5. Thieves once stopped in the middle of a car-jacking when they recognized him



    http://radio.foxnews.com/2016/01/04/ben-carson-once-wanted-to-kill-himself-with-rat-poison/
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Why the FUCK doesn't my Jimmy Johns have sprouts
     
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    Damn it
     
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    You need to diversify your lunches
     
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    Wow. A book by Candy Carson. I love her work, and cannot wait to curl up in a ball by the fire and read this page-turner from page 1 to page 23, 16 point font and pictures included.

    Not going all "take-the-money-and-run" on us, now are they?
     
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    Jimmy Johns hates you.
     
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    But I'm lazy and enjoy my lunch delivered
     
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    Thanks for reminding us this loser was still around.
     
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    Valid concern :grad:
     
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    Which campaign adviser decided that pushing another story about Ben's mental instability was a good idea?

    Rat poison :backlol:


    Those hair clip stories and car-jacking stories are a bit Kim Jung Un-ey :rolleyes:
     
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    carson seems kind of weird to me..
     
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    I hate to have him for president. You just look at him funny and he'll go to war with you.
     
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    Carsons wife looks like that Eddie Murphy female character from that shit film Norbit
     
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    I wish ALL politicians wanted to kill themselves with rat poison.
     
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    I mean, having a slick ass foosball move named after you isn't the worst thing ever.
     
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    He's still in the race? :dontknow:
     
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    Who is the dude in the wig standing next to Uncle Ben?
     
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    is it just me or does she look like the beaver on the right?

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    He would have made a great middle-infielder.
     
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