MORE PAGES from Beefus' kids' book -- and the name of the real author (allegedly)

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    There's a new addition to the writing team of Beefy's book on Amazon -- someone named K.A. Alistir is suddenly listed as a "contributor" aka ghost writer. I find it very interesting the last name sounds so similar to A-lister ...

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    Previous book written by K.A. Alistir (the joke writes itself):

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    More pages from the book (still no sign of Beefus) -

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    Beth is the one with the blonde wig sitting on top of grey hair.
     
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    Dear god...this is awful...I wouldn't read this mess to an infant led alone a toddler. What an embarrassment.
     
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    SCRITCH! SCRATCH! Destroy any shreds of dignity I have left!
     
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    Nice timing of this information after Howard was talking about Clooney's intelligent wife who has her own career. It figures that someone who was allegedly mesmerized by elevator buttons would need a 'contributor' to do the heavy lifting for this 32 page tome.

    I wonder how much, if any, beef wrote herself - maybe she was at least able to write the part of that page with "smiling eyes, perky ears, pretty fur" without needing K.A. Alister to punch it up for her.
     
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    Mew! Mew! Mew!? Shouldnt that be Meow,meow,meow?
    .....and she keeps her precious kittens locked in a room, as they scratch at the door crying . Nice
     
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    Yoda WAS a Persian cat......praying for death before the book tour....
     
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    Even cartoon representations of chimneymanor are gaudy.
     
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