More proof Beff is diseased...

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  1. SchwoogieBuzzer

    SchwoogieBuzzer Well-Known Member

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    Coward: "I love a rubber. I'm a germ-phobe, man. I don't want to get any weird disease, number one."

    This is from the March 9, 2006 show -- six years into his relationship with Beff. Whatever she's got, Howard's expensive doctors can't cure it.
     
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    He's no Michael Douglas.
     
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    Roberticus Well-Known Member

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    Hoof and mouth?
     
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    HIV? Herps? Equine Influenza?
     
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    hoofing cough :coffee:
     
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    pilo Well-Known Member

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    And yet he wouldnt use a condom with Alison because he was married
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    Howard's worst fear, Permanent Horse throat
     
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    Its just his passive aggressive resentment over winding up with this guy's sloppy seconds

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  10. tHISisKiSSeL

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    maybe chlamydia made her barren.
     
  11. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Howard brought millions, homes, and fame to the relationship. Beth came into it with a case of this stuff.

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  12. mike25

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    this never occurred to me, but i think you are wrong.

    howard would never ever pick a girl who had an STD. he is so methodical that i'm sure he would want some proof. once they were banging, clearly she shouldn't have an STD, unless she cheated. if she does have an STD, howard would get very bitter and leave.
     
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    Given the amount of things already wrong with Beth that make him miserable, I doubt it :coffee:
    he never wore a condom with Alison
     
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    ok, this might be a little bit of a stretch but howard does say condoms help him last longer. he is a premature ejaculator :dontknow: .

    howard is a very calculating man, he was already thinking prenups before he even met beth. i can't see him marrying beth knowing she had some STD. yes, people do fall in love and sometimes over look challenges like single mom, drug past, or some illness, but i don't see a man like howard putting up with any of it.

    this is the howard deal.

    Wants
    1) be a tall blond model
    2) have no children
    3) be his support system

    what he will give
    1) money
    2) lifestyle
    3) fame.

    i've listened to howard for a long time, no way does he get emotionally involved with a girl who has a std. he is a robot. he knows exactly what he wants and will not falter because some harlot has him smitten
     
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    He really wanted her to be his support system and second mommy but she sure conned him there

    They dont even live in the same house anymore and she doesnt seem too beat up about it :hat:
     
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    that's true. like mark cuban said, all the gold diggers say the same thing, they want to do charity work and travel. he is definitely whipped, she holds the power and he is becoming more and more of a cuckold . still, an STD would mean she cheated, would he really stay with her knowing this ? howard has shown extreme bitterness and vengeance to those who wrong him in the slightest, is he really going to put up with beth if he knew 100% she cheated on him (at this point he only suspects) ?

    oh ya, i forgot his number one reason for wearing condoms, he doesn't want her to get pregnant. clearly he doesn't trust her for taking care of that for him.
     
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    Beth does not have STDs. She's a SPERM HUNTER and Howard knows it. This explains his newfound fixation with condoms.

    Beth is aware that if she can reach the ten year marriage mark plus spawn a child, the divorce will pay off with MEGA BUCKS. If she can't get any of Howig's sperm scooped out of the rubber, I think she'll settle for the ten year marriage payoff, dump the pelican, take one of the chimney mansions and start getting long-rodded by the pool boy.
     
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    Boooooo!. Bad anfkid, bad!
     
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    Maybe Howard has the STD and doesn't want to pass it on. He was on a tare for a week after his divorce. Would explain why he doesn't get blow jobs, she hates the taste of rubber and probably offered BBBJ with her previous clients/boyfriends. Lets face it, a gold digging whore would easily overlook a little STD to get to the pot of gold.

    Maybe that is why Allison left him. To behonest, there would be a prescription somewhere if wither one had an STD. You can't use an alias for a prescription. Well you could I guess, but, you would never get away with it for 12 years. Some pharmacy tech working for barely above minimum wage would have leaked the info. He probably really is just a premature ejaculator.
     
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