More thinning of the herd

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  1. Shithead

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    Texas man dies after shooting firework off chest
    BY Rachelle Blidner
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, July 8, 2015, 8:13 AM
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    Justin Bartek, seen here with girlfriend Summer Jenkins, died in a fireworks accident Tuesday.
    A Texas man died after shooting a firework off his chest Tuesday, becoming the second person killed by lighting a firework off his body this week.

    Justin Bartek, a 30-year-old postal worker, was lighting fireworks with friends at the Dollar Hole fishing spot off the Colorado River in Columbus early Tuesday, KPRC reported.
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    He put the device, a Medieval Knight, to his chest, and it exploded, critically injuring him, ABC13 reported. He later died at an area hospital.

    Bartek leaves behind a 3-year-old son, Braxton, and his longtime partner, Summer Jenkins.

    "He was the light of many people's lives and the world to the people that knew him, and he would give the world to any that asked," friend Erica Jackson told KPRC, noting his "infectious spirit."

    Friends of his mother, Butter Bartek, consoled her for the loss of such a "great person" on Facebook.


    "He would hug me every time he would see me!" Marilyn Hinze wrote. "His smile would just absorb you."

    An autopsy will be conducted to determine the exact manner Bartek died and whether he meant to light it off his chest, officials said.

    Bartek's brother was injured in a July 4 accident, his mother said, without specifying.

    On Saturday, 22-year-old Devon Staples died after waving a lit firework, which he thought was a dud, near his head at a backyard party in Maine, his family told the Daily News.
     
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    Braxton and butter bartek

    I will not insult stupid ass black people names for the rest of the day as a result of this nonsense
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Anyone have the "Longtime Partners" Digits? She's smokin' :)
     
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    all the local guys celebrated hearing that summer jenkins is a free woman.
     
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    I don't care about the idiot who died, it's the 3 year old he left behind that I feel for.
     
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    There goes our last shot at curing cancer. What will the world do without this man's intellectual contributions?
     
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    Another white asshole....hey at least he didn't hurt anybody else
     
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    So was "he"(for a moment).
     
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    And this is why alcohol is the greatest thing ever invented! :grad:
     
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    Her name's Firework?
     
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    Darwin at work
     
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    OH NO!!! What an epically unfortunate proclamation to make on the very same morning we have a new thread on the board relating the murderous misadventures of 15 year old gang banger Shuntayvious Primes-Willis. :jj:
     
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    ...especially after he exploded like a star due to shooting a firework from his chest.

    What a douche. Fuck him. You deserve what you get when you do this kind of shit to yourself.
     
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    Something tells me you are too smart for her, given her choice of previous partner.
     
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    Fuck, Darwinism fails again.


    This country can't survive much more procreating of retards.
     
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    It will probably be impossible for anyone attending that show to top that. I'd never light another firework again.
     
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    I got that in before I say this one
    So that's pretty sweet
     
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    She needs to be consoled.
     
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    Postal worker

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