WTF More women going under the knife to get and be more of an ass

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  1. Shithead

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    [​IMG] More women are going under the knife for a bigger butt
    By Richard Morgan
    December 27, 2015 | 8:00pm
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    Nicki Minaj, Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian West have women flooding plastic-surgery clinics to new butts. Photo: Instagram; FilmMagic; GC images

    It doesn’t take a genius to know that Kim Kardashian West, Nicki Minaj and Jennifer Lopez have changed America’s body aesthetics.
    “Behind-sight” is, after all, 20-20.
    But what is less known is that US women, in an attempt to get a bountiful backside like their pop culture heroes, are packing plastic-surgery clinics in such numbers that the two types of butt augmentation procedures — implant and lifts — in 2014 became the No. 2 and No. 3 fastest-growing types of plastic surgery in the country, according to data compiled by the American Society of Plastic Surgeons.
    And 2015 is shaping up to be another busy year for doctors as demand for the two procedures “is definitely still growing,” according to a spokeswoman for the ASPS, who said official 2015 data won’t be available until mid-January.
    The uptick in demand for butt augmentation procedures couldn’t come at a better time for doctors in the specialty as four of the five most popular procedures — including boob jobs, eyelid surgery and facelifts — are declining.
    In 2014, butt implant procedures rose 98 percent, to 1,863 cases, and butt lifts were up 44 percent, to 2,438 cases, industry data shows.
    Dr. Matthew Schulman, a board-certified plastic surgeon, expects to augment more than 300 butts this year — up 20 percent from 2014,, which was up 35 percent from 2013.
    Schulman’s specialty is the Brazilian butt lift, where fat is taken via liposuction from areas where patients least want it — say, the stomach or thighs — and re-injected in their diminutive derrières.
    The procedure runs about $13,000.
    While the doctor’s celebrity-heavy business has certainly, ahem, picked up in the past couple of years, he could have been even busier if he also performed butt implants — a procedure he chooses not to do out of concern that solid silicone, once placed in the body, is prone to infections and unwanted relocations.
    Of course, for some women a butt implant is the only way to go because they have no fat to re-distribute.
    Schulman claims Big Apple women are so butt-conscious that he has become the most prolific butt augmenter in the Northeast. The 3-to-3 ¹/₂ hours needed for each of his Brazilian butt lifts, however, has him close to being “maxed out.”
    Patients often bring in wish-pics — photos of women whose butts they would most like theirs to mimic — and the most referenced rumps are those belonging to Kardashian West (“big, with projection”), Minaj (“big hips, too”) and Lopez (“big and muscular”), although Sofía Vergara (“proportionate voluptuousness”) and Jessica Biel (“perky and bubbly”) are frequently cited, too, Schulman said.
    While most of his butt augmentation patients are young, Schulman does see plenty of what he calls “Upper East Side soccer moms” who come in for the “mommy makeover” — which could include a butt augmentation along with a tummy tuck, breast lift and liposuction.
    Mommy makeovers can run $17,500, Schulman said.
    Yet Schulman knows better than to think his big-booty business will last forever.
    “In 10 years,” he says, “we may go back to the slim athletic look that dominated five years ago.”
     
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    It seems the ideal ass these days isn't a nice juicy ass, it's a big, nasty ass. I used to consider myself an ass man, not anymore.
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement VIP

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    That Nikki Minaj ass shot is just plain disturbing
     
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    They all have cracks in them.
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement VIP

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    If I win the lottery I'm buying myself a new ass...my old one has a Crack in it


    Hahaha
     
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    Disgusting.
    Paying big money to look like a hog.

    YUK!
     
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    Robin doesn't need to get a new ass. Hers is giant size as it is.
     
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    Jokes on them. All you need is an EBT and a Walmart.
     
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    Never! This big ass craze is a fucking fad. If I want a bigger ass I'll simply eat more and jog less.
     
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    You wouldn't want the men a huge ass would attract.

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    It's fake
     
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    This is bullshit. Where is the penis implant? I'll take the Lexington steel. I don't care if it's black
     
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    Why pay a shitload of money for something childbirth is going to give you anyway?

    It'd be like men paying to get bigger beer bellies.
     
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    You don't need a knife Burger King will prop it up after a while.
     
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    They should go to a crack surgeon.
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Lardashian looks like she's packing two bags of lumpy Quikrete these days.
     
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    I don't even understand this picture.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I'll never understand this. I'm always trying to keep my butt as small as possible. :dontknow: That said, flat butts are not attractive IMO.
     
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    Even on a man?