Morning Squirtz poll

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mack, May 14, 2013.

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Do you find humor in the "Morning Squirtz" comics?

Poll closed May 24, 2013.
  1. Yes, they're hillarious

    10.0%
  2. No, they're dumb as fuck

    80.0%
  3. Meh....

    13.3%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Do you find humor in the "Morning Squirtz" comics?

    Please set aside any Danimal hate and answer as objectively as possible. :hat:
     
  2. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    From what I have seen, it's no "Laffy Taffy"....
     
  3. ralphberries

    ralphberries Well-Known Member

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    Not fun or funny.
     
  4. jonpow

    jonpow Tennessee Jed VIP

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    Have never laughed at one, except when I think of fatso sitting there writing with a bowl of cheese doodles at his ready.
     
  5. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    It's not looking good for Danald.
     
  6. RobinsBedSores

    RobinsBedSores VIP Extreme Gold

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    What are they?
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I can do the opposite

    I like Animalgod but I think the comics suck
     
  8. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Who?
     
  9. RobinsBedSores

    RobinsBedSores VIP Extreme Gold

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    I was asking the same thing.
     
  10. Keyless Chuck

    Keyless Chuck Barely a VIP

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    Keep feeding the troll...
     
  11. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    The weed guys was mostly dumb
     
  12. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    you guys just aren't sophisticated enough to get the high-brow humor. It's real smart stuff.
     
  13. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    He should do a comic about nikkerz.

    it'd be wildly successful.
     
  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    How the fuck else do you get to be 470 lbs?
     
  15. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    lol

    can u see who the vote is saying they're awesome and hillarious? can venture a guess

    He says the "vast majority" here are fans...guess they haven't found this thread yet.
     
  16. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    How did Mur get 2 votes is it multiple choice? :wtf:
     
  17. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Stupidest shit I've ever seen
     
  18. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    I actually like the guy quite a bit, but those Morning Squirtz are garbage. Avery made one in MS paint as goof and it was funny as fuck. :dontknow:
     
  19. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    It's a treasure trove of pure unadulterated shit that's fueled by pure egotism and the desire to be more popular than the other guy (whoever that may be). Again like in my review of "Awful" this is all shock and awe comedy, only it starts to lose it's appeal after strip #2 which to Awful's credit took several more strips to get to that point. Danny boy here is (literally) throwing shit at the wall and hopeful that something sticks. The end result however is a daily dose of "Morning Squirtz" which I take is a term for chronic diarrhea and that seems to be a serious medical condition.
     
  20. Gunslinger

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    Avery's was hillarious!

    17-1. Ouch.

    Fact: Dan will come in and say his supporters outnumber his haters and say that all 17 votes were really just a few select haters. Then he'll talk about guys sucking him off.