Entertainment Mortal Kombat: Rebirth (Movie pitch)

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Fucking awesome.

    Reminds me a bit of the Dredd remake, or the first few Saw movies; dark and gritty. Hollywood doesn't have the balls to make it, though. Love these kinds of movies.

     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Is it true you fuck dogs?
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    When are you going to say something funny? You're a 30+ year old troll, lol.
     
  4. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Don't be too hard on him, he shows them a good time first:

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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'd like to get a Scorpion or Sub Zero mask for my wrestling costume.
     
  6. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    I think @BethSucks has a Sub Zero mask for when he flashes young girls on the street
     
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    OMG, you and Gary should totally hook up!
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    There's no need to project your homosexual tendencies onto others.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Is it true you're AnimalGods power bottom
     
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    I hear they like it rough:

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    i dont understand how it could be so difficult to make a good mortal kombat movie.
    Just use some of the story of "Blood Sport" with the tournament, add some ninjas, and some violent deaths.
    Plus, make the movie rated R, with an NC-17 director's cut for god's sake and stop trying to appease the younger crowds. They don't care. They will see an R rated movie anyway and easily get into the theater.
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    exactly
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Sorry, you're right, nothing gay about two grown men rolling around on a mat trying to submit each other in a rear naked choke. I was reading too much into it...
     
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    It sounds like you're describing mma. I agree that is gay.
     
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    GLguygardner "I break bread, ribs, hundred dollar bills..."

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    garypagetwo The Gun VIP Gold

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    Im a blue belt BJJ and i guarantee id be able to choke you out faster than youd even have time to mutter the word "gay", and then id toss you into the dirty jockstrap and gi basket, Fucking pussy
     
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    Uhhh...
    Oh, I get it. Is this you two tag-teaming me? Nothing gay about that!