WTF Mosquitos

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    They are blowing my mind up!!!!!!!!!!! :pissed:
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, they drive me crazy. We live close to a drainage canal that breaks off of the river, and the little bastards breed in it. I'm constantly killing them. Hell, I let spiders keep their webs around the house because they catch and eat hundreds of them.
     
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    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    We got Zika ones here.

    But I haven't seen any. Skeeter Control has done a good job this year.
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Yikes, I'm really hoping that shit doesn't spread out here to California, especially with a pregnant wife.
     
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    Heatmiser Well-Known Member

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    Eat some cloves of garlic. Little fuckers won't want to have anything to do with you.
     
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  6. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Yea no shit. I'm just whining because I'm itching. I guess I'll shut up now.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Plus it attracts the ladies :marx:
     
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    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    No kidding you don't need a kid with a golf ball sized head.
     
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    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    Especially since Howard doesn't really do wack pack stuff anymore.
     
  10. Anfkid

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    Yes he does. He can sell him to stern as Beets son.
     
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    Garlic, the gift that keeps on giving.
     
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    One time I made soup and used a bunch of whole garlic cloves. I was tasting garlic for a week.
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

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    That shit just oozes out of your pores.
     
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    I know birds, spiders and other things eat them, but they eat other things too, so would it really be a bad thing if a new Manhattan project was created to make mosquitoes extinct?
     
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    Some think that eating garlic could keep mosquitoes away, but he said studies have not shown that ingesting garlic reduces bug bites.

    "As in most myths though, there is an element of truth in them," he said. "If you take garlic and squeeze it on your skin, that portion of your skin will be repellent to mosquitoes for about 20-40 minutes."



    http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/mosquito-mythbusting-real-repellents-stand/story?id=10543307
     
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    Mosquitoes have never bothered me. I will be sitting outside with 20 people and they are screaming about being eaten alive and I'm confused. ...
    My doctor did say that because I eat a lot of salt and garlic they may leave me alone

    Funniest I ever heard was my husbands friend, after being bitten a bunch of times, yelled at me I wouldn't eat you either!

    We have laughed about that for years!!!:giggle:
     
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    I tell one mosquito what I tell all mosquitos. 25 bucks for a for a suck job, 50 for around the world.
     
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    I live in Fla now....Skeeters were worse in Long Island in summer than here...Go figga
     
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    Go inside.
     
  20. Phil McKrakin

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    East coast... :sarcastic: