Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by ShutUpSitDown, Apr 5, 2016.
So the various numbskulls, mutants, and mouth breathers that congest this forum with everything from the Jack in the Box value menu to the comings and goings of a vapid, eye-gouging Amazon have thundered forth with a clarion call and have determined that Larry Inc. is the most annoying faction on this pathetic board.
Hilarious. No, truly this is comedy of Gleasonesque proportions. That the membership of this conclave could look upon the glory and grandeur that is Larry Inc. with anything other than starstruck love and adoration is uproarious. Surely dark forces have aligned, a veritable harem of Salem's darkest women have conspired to cloud your minds and allow you to arrive at these farcical conclusions.
Or is it something else entirely? Could it be something more sinister? A plot on a scale that would make the Bilderberg's look like a PTA meeting. Surely there must be an explaination.
And of course there is. It's simple jealousy. You Deltas and Epsilons couldn't even begin to germinate the suggestion of something that advanced with the simian cerebellums that you possess. It boils down to green envy. Or in this case, green and black envy.
We hold the fuckmoney, which means we rule the Shed. How many times must it be written before you simple dolts realize that Larry Inc. is not a vague concept? It's not some idea. It's a lifestyle that none of you revolting chair moisteners will ever have.
When you see @Biff Dibiase rolling limousines through the most high dollar zip codes in America. When you see @LawyerLarry decked head to toe in the finery of Ribera and Walker. When you see @ClintDagger sitting with the wealthiest and most powerful men at the grandest spectacle of them all, you realize that we are playing grandmaster-level chess while the rest of you morons are sputtering out the words "King me!" The fuckmoney rules all. We make the rules. We are the news. Nothing happens in the Larryshed without our express written approval. Never forget who we own and what our fuckmoney buys us.
So for the bar skunks and skunk mods that take offense, or haven't yet gotten with the program, the rules here are simple. We're Larry Inc. and you never will be.
And with regards to the new POTY, that happened because we allowed it to happen. Know that you're on a short leash, and Larry Inc. is holding the chain.
You spent a lot of time typing that
And I read almost one sentence of it
jealously is a mother fucker
most of their posts make me want to do this
All fucking time post.
This guy should be co-POTY with @ClintDagger
now you see that was funny Francis
Its raining FuckMoney.
Page views > Fuck money
This thread reeks of #Meatsauce