Most annoying TV commercial campaign ever?

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  1. Head Censor

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    It's been a long time since I can recall a series of television commercials more annoying than the spots being run currently by a group called NoMore.org. I guess they would view the fact that I'm even talking about them as an indication that their campaign is a success. But I swear the commercials themselves are so insipid, they come across as being every bit as manipulative as the predators they're seeking to confront. Just as Paul Watson and his crew of incompetent hipster douchebags created an entire generation of people who now openly root for Japanese whalers, I fear this group is well on its way toward creating the same feelings of ambivalence with respect to victims of domestic violence.

    More gratuitous emotional pornography being force fed to the masses. Thank you, Oprah.





     
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    And I thought the sarah maclachlan SPCA commercials were bad.
     
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    Also, I've never smoked, but any anti-smoking commercial makes me wish I did.
     
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    - The Geico lizard
    - Flo from progressive
     
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    any subaru commercial, they're all rainbows and unicorns. according to the ads subaru drivers are the smartest people in the world, are the only ones that love their families, and subaru is single-handedly going to save the planet.:puke:
     
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    Anybody or anything called Flo is an no no.......
     
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    Those "No More" assholes need to SUCK....A....DICK.

    Motherfuckers, here is an idea: TELL YOUR PLAYERS TO STOP BEATING CHICKS.

    The hypocrisy is shocking. If those fucking asshole players really meant "NO MORE" then they would quit the team they were on if someone on the team got convicted of domestic violence. Think Eli Manning or Larry Fitzgerald are going to do that? Nope....so shut the fuck up assholes.

    Same with the actors. Think any of them really care if the people they work with are beating chicks? They would line up to do a movie with Chris Brown. They all need to suck a dick while their mother/sister is getting beat to a pulp.

     
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    It's absurd that we have to be reminded that beating the shit out of your wife is bad. I don't know anyone that stupid....thank god.

    Are these PSAs going to make wife-beaters stop?
     
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    The Buick commercials. Especially the one with the Garcia's and the neighbors with their binoculars and the wife getting wet over Mr. Garcia's raise. And why the fuck is Garcia parking his car outside the gates at the end of his driveway other than to entice the nosy neighbor's wife?
     
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    I always wanted this douche to get hit by a train:

     
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    It is such bullshit. I'm a huge football fan but I hate this bullshit. You think so much as ONE player will quit his team if Ray Rice gets signed next year? I'm not even suggesting they should but don't pretend you give a shit.
     
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    I can see it now...."I was gonna go give my wife a whoopin', but I just saw Hilary Swank fake cry during the game, so I changed my mind."
     
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    I prefer anything over anything with Salt n Pepa in it.
     
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    So you're ok with Spinderella?
     
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    I know...it's like what they say is more important than what they do. Don't tell the fans not to beat women. Just don't beat your own women!!!! That is the only responsibility they have.

    I have somehow gotten this far in my life without beating any of my ladies. I don't know how I figured that out without "No More" commercials.

    Some of those ladies really needed a beating too. Might have done them some good.
     
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    I am proud to say that I don't know who the fuck that is. Judging by the name alone I choose "pass".
     
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    This one is annoying.



    This one makes you realize why you were annoyed with the first one.

     
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    I've know lots of times women have beaten men for being "dumb". Never seen a man hit a women. Instead of never making a women responsible for anything how about we start
     
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    My wife informed me. She likes that shit.
     
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