most depressing ending to porn movie ever.

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    nice epilogue. :jj:

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  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Jesus H :jj:
     
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    Lambert and Wife is a Whore just exploded in delight.
     
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    WTF???

    :jj: Why is that necessary? Haven't you dropped a load far before that point?
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    sometimes you want to know the result of the creampie and the fate of the creampied teen.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sexy cheerleaders get their slits filled with jizz! :jj:
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i love fucking slits.
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    When I watch porn, after I drop a load, I am immediately disgusted by anything that is playing and have to turn it off.
     
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    Acid Shat Dead

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    I feel the same.

    We are primitive night apes at best.
     
  10. DrivenByDemons

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    :jj:

    I know that feeling sometimes. For like 30 seconds.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i can bust out a second load almost right away. mad jizzing skills, which isn't something i am particularly proud of.
     
  12. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I was watching the latest episode of Vice about Pakistani child slaves and all i could think about was fucking the sexy Indian reporter lady, and how big her tits were behind the curtain she was wearing.
     
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    That's sad, bu good for Mario
     
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    Me too, it's so weird how 69ing asslicking identical twins go from so awesome to so disgusting in like five seconds
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    Way hot. :jerk:
     
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    VeeB I have a Full Member VIP

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    Thank you! The other night, the better half and I were enjoying some porn. You know that moment when you both know sexy time is over? When you are all tangled up and sweaty and you have that big final sigh? Right when that happened I looked at the TV and this chick HOCKED, I mean threw her head back like a dude, and spit this giant loog on another chicks twat. I wanted to die, the moment was ruined. Fuck modern porn and all the spit that is involved.
     
  18. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    here's the theory on why they killed the mother off during childbirth of her creampie bastard baby: men's rights.

    ...According to The Kernel, videos in the "Schoolgirl Internal" series often end with "the girl getting pregnant and sticking the father with child support," and killing off the teen at the end was just a gruesome twist on that formula.
     
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    :jj:

    That's not a romantic ending for you and the man in the least.
     
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    Maybe you'll luck out and get a girl blowing cum bubbles next time.