most expensive thing you ever stole

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  1. iloveyoubut

    iloveyoubut Well-Known Member

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    Typing ribbons for an electric typewriter from Target. Retail $11.99. I hip I'd it in Jean jacket pocket back in 1987. It helped me make hundreds of $ as I typed papers for people. Stopped when I could get ribbons for free in the student union, showing my student ID.
     
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    I've never stolen anything in my life. I'm a big pussy.
     
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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It Gold

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    My best friends girlfriend.
    I'm still paying.
    (I married and had kids with her)
     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    Ouch.... :chair:
     
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    Hmmm. As a young punk I stole a lot.
    Most expensive items were probably a swatch, a pair of bolle sunglasses and a discman.
     
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    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    I took my grandmother grocery shopping once and when we were in line she put a candy bar in the fold out part of the cart where you stick your kid. She "forgot" to put it on the belt with the rest of the stuff and we walked out of the store with a free candy bar. She kept it for herself. I should have turned the bitch in.
     
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    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    When I was a teen I would peel the cheaper price stickers off records and re-stick them on the albums I wanted to buy.

    Was that stealing? Was I not supposed to do that?

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    I stole a block final for Astronomy 102 at Cal Berkeley. Wore a disguise on Monday afternoon. Walked in sat down. Got the test, waited around until most of the testers started leaving. Walked out, test on hand!! My final wasn't until Friday. I was able to sell it on the black market for $50 a pop. Made like 4 grand in 1987!
     
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    A pack of gum when I was 10.
     
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    I was more of a mastermind. I once got one of my stooges to steal me a pair of Hilfiger jeans from the mall.
     
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    A rug from Sears.
     
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    If that's true, that's pretty kick ass. Nice work doo.
     
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    No that was not stealing -that was buying on the cheap. Heroic, too!
     
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    As a broke drunken, stoned college student we used to go into a 7-11 near where we lived and eat junk food right off the shelves while the cashier was distracted ringing someone up. It was a brilliant plan until we got banned from going in the store.
     
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    I never stole, but I did like $100 of grocery shopping and for some reason the transaction approved but didn't bill ym account.
     
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    A bench from a restaurant! We just picked it up and carried it out! Had it for like 15 years, then actually SOLD it!!!!
     
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    don't see stealing as fun. its fun to buy things with money i earned.
     
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    When I was young, stupid, and very fucked up, I knew my friend with benefits had travelled to Amsterdam and brought incredibly high-grade weed (for the early 90s). My stash was out, so....yea. I knew he was at work, I had a key to his apartment, I walked in, opened the freezer. I stole it all. Then I smoked it all.

    Goodness, what full-on cunt move. :facepalm:
     
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    During the demise of the vinyl industry & the advent of CDs I was a manager of a regional distributor for records returns.
    It was a gigantic warehouse on Jackson Avenue in north Memphis.

    Right before the company based out of Detroit shut down for good I stole a box truck load of albums that I'd hand-picked for selling later to local retailers.
    After they shut down I lived off the sale of those albums for almost 5 years.
    About 1/3rd were one of a kind rarities that went into my own personal collection ...the rest I sold.