Entertainment Most punchable auto commercial spokesperson?

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  1. kinneyjames

    kinneyjames Well-Known Member

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    This annoying person:
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    This douche:
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    Or this broad:

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  2. Bye You!

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    Whoever decided that placing people allegedly in battery park with the statue of liberty 10 feet away from them, facing he wrong direction, and no Wind blowing whatsoever.



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    Joe Isuzu. All time champion.
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    Hold on, let me go get my son. He has a few choice words about this commercial.......


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    Tori from the extra-awful last season of Saved by the Bell in the 3rd pic

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    There was nothing more nauseating then the Infiniti Commercials in the 90's with Johnathon Pryce.

    Even SNL made fun of them:

     
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    "Real people, not actors." Bullshit. You know how you tell they're actors? Perfect teeth. Every one of them. No pimples either.

    Car commercials are beyond annoying. You have the family commercials - mom and dad and kids in their SUV driving slow, the voice over stressing safety. Same car company different model shows Joe hick speeding through city streets.

    And why does every commercial have the token black? And why are they never the wacky, incompetent ones? Leave that to the clueless white guy.

    If I'm shopping for a new car and am willing to spend $30-40K then tell me about the car. No cutesy, cringe inducing nonsense - how that entices people to drop huge bucks is baffling.
     
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    I'm sorry, but I have to go with this guy:

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    But they're not selling you a car. They're selling you a lifestyle.

    It's what Madison Avenue has been doing since back in the days before Mad Men. :)
     
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    "You love your car. You named it 'Brad.' You loved Brad. Then you totaled him." :grr:
     
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    is it me or does he always have the look of a man desperately needing a bath?
     
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    I'd like to total her:evil:
     
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    Don't know about worst, but the Subaru golden retrievers are the best.
     
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    I love Toyota Jan. She's hot.

    McConaughy (?) is too silly to hate. He makes me smile.


    Truck ads are universally stupid. Hate that deep voice shit. Hauling boulders. Nerds like Mike Rowe or Dennis Leary trying to sound bad ass. Shut up.


    Lexus ads are cringe worthy too.
     
  15. kinneyjames

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    Love is what makes a Subaru a Subaru (not steel, wiring, rubber, glass etc.)
     
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    I want to feed that dancing hipster fuckhead from the Carvana commercials face first in to a wood chipper
     
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    somewhere in hell Billy Mays is annoying the devil
     
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    Someone hit her with the remains of 'Brad'
     
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    His voice was crazy. It's like he was saying everything in shouty caps.
     
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    my dad met him when mays did an ad at his office he said mayswas exactly the same off camera
     
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